by Dr. Johnny January 11, 2023
A hot Mexican man with sexy facial hair. He pulls all the girls.(and men) He wears the best clothes, and them super sexy Nike AF1’s.
by Dr. Johnny December 16, 2022
by Dr. Johnny August 23, 2023
This is what you call the old ancient work tool of ancient ancestors. See, back in the day, the workers in the fields would work, and when they didn’t do a good job, the worker owners would beat them. So to avoid getting beated, the workers made the Splunkerflunker 9000 (or the McSplunky) which would harvest the crops more faster. (Trust me guys, this actually happened, google told me so, don’t ban me please 😭)
Yo grandpa, what was it like back in the day?
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!
by Dr. Johnny April 17, 2024
He’s a super smart man with smexy glasses and he wants to show you his new trickshot! Don make him mad because that’ll be strike one, alright?!
by Dr. Johnny September 06, 2023
A knight from long ago, who was so fat he rolled everywhere he went. His favorite food is tacos, and he doesn’t wear normal knight armor because he’s to morbidly obese to wear it. Also, he killed Terrence from a angry birds, bc he’s so fast like a Bugatti. What colors your Bugatti?!?! 😎🗿🌮👉👌
Ur mom looks like Edgar the Great
by Dr. Johnny September 07, 2023
That one thing where you absolutely explode all over everywhere, and everybody’s drenched in bust. Houses can also be absolutely obliterated within the aftermath of a bust explosion. Some eruptions are less deadly than others, but they mostly always end in mass destruction.
Oh no, he’s bouta erupttttt!!
It’s the great eruption, run for your lives!!
My house…my beautiful house! 😭
Ew, I got some in my mouth! 🤮🤮🤮
It’s the great eruption, run for your lives!!
My house…my beautiful house! 😭
Ew, I got some in my mouth! 🤮🤮🤮
by Dr. Johnny May 02, 2024