Definitions by Dr. GlitterSparkles

Funnilingus

An experience which produces as much fun, joy, and pleasure as receiving cunnilingus

Celebrating her 21st birthday with all her friends in the VIP suite was pure funnilingus!

Funnilingus by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 11, 2020

Funtinuation

(FUN + ConTINUATION) literally, to continue the fun.

After the concert, meet us on the roof for funtinuation! sarcastic: “ After our boring meeting, I have to meet with the boss for funtinuation. Yawn.”

Funtinuation by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 11, 2020

blissmas

An event or period of time in which one experiences bliss equivalent to or greater than that experienced at a holiday such as Christmas.

Reuniting with her three children was blissmas for her.

blissmas by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 9, 2020

Des’oeuvre

A dessert served before a meal, as an hors d'oeuvre. Pronounced “deserve,” as in “I deserve a dessert before dinner.”

I hope they’re serving warm brownies as Des’oeuvres before dinner!

Des’oeuvre by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 9, 2020

Embellisize

To EMBELLIsh or exaggerate the SIZE of something, particularly one’s own penis

Napoleon’s lovers were generally disappointed after hearing him embellisize all evening.

Embellisize by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 9, 2020

Obglitterate

To obsessively cover every possible item with glitter or sparkles (obglitterator: one who obsessively covers every item with glitter or sparkles)

Wow, she obglitterated her bedroom—it’s blinding in there!

Obglitterate by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 9, 2020

Fossiloss

The quantity of fossil fuel (gasoline or Diesel) that is lost or wasted by someone idling their vehicle while interacting with a smartphone

Turn your engine off, dude. Idling in your air-conditioned car playing Candy Crush will lead to gallons of fossiloss.

Fossiloss by Dr. GlitterSparkles September 8, 2019