Dr. GlitterSparkles's definitions

Embellisize

To EMBELLIsh or exaggerate the SIZE of something, particularly one’s own penis

Napoleon’s lovers were generally disappointed after hearing him embellisize all evening.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 9, 2020

multi-source

(Verb) to obtain something, in particular prescription narcotics, from several different sources; doctor shopping

He overdosed on pain pills he had multi-sourced from doctors, friends, and the Internet.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles February 1, 2018

Sex-dial

Inadvertently placing a phone call while intimately engaged.

Oops. I sex-dialed my wife while I was with my boss. Now I’m in trouble.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles January 11, 2019

Fossiloss

The quantity of fossil fuel (gasoline or Diesel) that is lost or wasted by someone idling their vehicle while interacting with a smartphone

Turn your engine off, dude. Idling in your air-conditioned car playing Candy Crush will lead to gallons of fossiloss.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles September 8, 2019

underplumbed

(Adjective) describes a building or venue with inadequate plumbing or restroom facilities

(Verb: underplumb) To design or construct a building with inadequate restroom facilities or plumbing

(adjective) I’ve been waiting in line 30 minutes to use the toilet—this place is seriously underplumbed. (Verb) I have four teenagers, so don’t underplumb our new house with only one bathroom upstairs.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles August 27, 2019

blissmas

An event or period of time in which one experiences bliss equivalent to or greater than that experienced at a holiday such as Christmas.

Reuniting with her three children was blissmas for her.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 9, 2020

Textend

(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose

Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles May 6, 2018