absterge the podex

Literary language for wiping one's ass

After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.

by Dr. Foo May 03, 2010

vlagellation

A fancy term for pussy-whipping

He gave up his bros and all the things he likes to do, just because of that bitch--a case of major vlagellation

by Dr. Foo July 26, 2008

Tammy glass

A really generous, full glass of wine--named for Tammy, who says there are only three glasses in a bottle of wine

I am so in the mood for some wine--pour me a nice, big Tammy glass.

by Dr. Foo February 20, 2009

One-fingered glove

A condom

"Use a one-fingered glove, or forget it", she said.

by Dr. Foo July 15, 2010

doo-dah man

Literally, a backup singer who harmonizes with doo-dahs, doo-wops, shoop-shoops, sha-las, and the like--a minor figure, definitely not the lead singer. By extension, not the boss, kingpin or ringleader, but someone in the background, who "sings along", supports, assists, abets or worse.

The Chairman was calling the shots--everyone else was a doo-dah man.

by Dr. Foo May 16, 2009

Thong string

A male underling who trys way too hard to please the female boss

If the boss stops quick, his nose will be way up her ass--the guy's a total thong string.

by Dr. Foo April 26, 2008

Six o'clock

A hottie's butt crack, when vertical

That girl got one smokin' six o'clock!

by Dr. Foo April 24, 2008