Definitions by Dr. Foo

bracer

An alcoholic drink taken to steady the nerves

Old Alcoholic: The ex is stopping in today with her social worker--time for a little bracer.

bracer by Dr. Foo August 7, 2008

dryarrhea 

dried-up dirrahea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday,

dryarrhea by Dr. Foo August 4, 2008

dryarrhea 

Dried up diarrhea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday.

dryarrhea by Dr. Foo August 1, 2008

early tails 

cocktails before happy hour--usually before 4 p.m. in most localities

I'm on vacation--its early tails every day for the next two weeks.

early tails by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

hipper-dipper 

An alcoholic drink taken before going out to the party or bars

Old drunk: What say a little hipper-dipper?

Shakey: You pour.

hipper-dipper by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

eyeopener special 

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.

Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?

eyeopener special by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

coochie cash 

Funds used to pay prostitutes

Funds obtained from prostitution (the avails)

The governor kept his coochie cash in a secret account.

She paid off her loans with coochie cash.

coochie cash by Dr. Foo June 2, 2008