In 1995, wheelchair impared Bill Dole, stole a full auto glock and purchased two shotguns and an M4 carbine before wheeling into a mail sorting facility in rural Arkansas, and commited fluoxecide by fatally shooting forty workers and injuring ten others then killing himself after a shootout with local law enforcement.
by Dr. Cornwalice February 16, 2008
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I ate too much topamax and suffered muscle spasms, sorry to worry you guys
I ate too much topamax and suffered muscle spasms, sorry to worry you guys
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Kayiesha! Stop acting like a fucking M.LIB, Stop your fucking laughing, you sound like a horse! Asshole, Im not the one with herpes on my vagina! Who's laughing now you M.LIB
Kayiesha! Stop acting like a fucking M.LIB, Stop your fucking laughing, you sound like a horse! Asshole, Im not the one with herpes on my vagina! Who's laughing now you M.LIB
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N. The secret organization created by the justice league after drinking too much.
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N. The secret organization created by the justice league after drinking too much.
BILL, HOLY SHIT your fart just measured a 9.5 on the fart scale
Bill: Yeah, that's some fart force my ass has got huh?
Bill: Yeah, that's some fart force my ass has got huh?
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Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!
Billy: Yeah, after a few beers he was in a total state of California, you known he and Cindy wouldn't stop arguing, eventually he beat her up.
John: Shit!
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Brent, turn your fucking collar down or get that fucking polo off, and get back to work, you goddamn little jobelicker you!
Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!
You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!
Brent: Hey it wasn't I who fed the Mexicans bad tacos, you fucking hypocrite!
You mother fucking liar, little motherfucking jobelicker you, U say anything and I'll stick that Porsche of daddy's, up jur little ass!!!!
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