Definitions by Dr. Battleship DeCock

Skål 

Norsk (Norwegian) for cheers, drink up! Pronounced like scauld without the D, scaul.

Skål!! It's newyears!!

Skål by Dr. Battleship DeCock March 14, 2008

U-haul lesbian 

These are Lesbians that after meeting someone tend to move in with that person right away. It is a very unhealthy type of behavior that stems from their inability to date the preferred sex when they were younger for fear of retaliation or chiding.

Claire is such a U-Haul Lesbian, she met JoJo last week and they have already moved in together.

U-haul lesbian by Dr. Battleship DeCock March 14, 2008

battleship 

The penis of an older man that has weathered many a vaginal seas. They are brought out for various ceremonies throughout the year. Some mens Battleships have more ceremonies than others.

So Bob; are you gonna be sailin the old Battleship this weekend?

battleship by Dr. Battleship DeCock February 29, 2008

Ball Pounder 

This is a person that is SO fuckin lame, they think that staying home and Pounding their Balls while they jackoff is a form of entertainment.

Is Cris comming with us?
No, that fuckin Ball Pounder is staying home.

Ball Pounder by Dr. Battleship DeCock February 29, 2008