Dr. Batido's definitions

Bananas In Pajamas

A television show featuring large talking bananas that would run around in their night clothes in public during broad daylight. I used to watch it sometimes when I was around 4 when I got pretty bored. I thought it sucked then, so if I'm any example kids don't even like it. I remember someone trying to swim in a bench on that show.

Bananas
In Pajamas
Are COMing down the stairs!

The Bananas In Pajamas want to kill you.

by Dr. Batido December 25, 2005

maximini

A type of incredibly short dress, derived from the term mini.

I can find no evidence of these, but when I posted on a message board about how I thought dresses were long a girl corrected me by telling me about minis and maximinis. Girls believe in them.

If you believe in maximinis clap your hands!

by Dr. Batido December 23, 2005

jupiter

A company that makes music stuff. I don't know about their other instruments, but their trombones suck. Don't get a jupiter trombone, unless you want to really be able to apreciate a half decent trombone. Their other instruments probably suck as much.

I played a jupiter trombone in sixth grade that we rented. In seventh I asked for a yamaha because they looked cooler. The slide is much easier to move and the instrument itself is much lighter. It's still not all that great, but it's good enough for a highschooler. We've continued to rent the same trombone for three years now and some day I'm going to buy it out of slavery, for sentimental value if nothing else, even though I really could use one with an f key.

by Dr. Batido December 25, 2005

Confederate States of America

A group of states that didn't like the way United States of America was going, so they said they weren't really part of the United States of America anymore. The rest of the country didn't like this, so they started a war. A lot of people think the war was fought over slavery, but that was just one issue among many. Most southerners didn't even own slaves, although most of the ones who did owned a lot of them. The next most common thing is to own one slave or no slaves.

If the Confederate States of America had won, things would be so much better now. People would've abolished slavery eventually and the Confederate States of America were much more for state rights than our government is today.

by Dr. Batido December 25, 2005

Communist Leader

An advocater of communism who has achieved political power.

Leon Trotsky, Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, and any other communist leader besides the losers in china and vietnam, who don't count, seem to have beards. Go figure.

by Dr. Batido December 23, 2005

Heaven's Gate Cult

In 90's there was a cult that thought they were going to get taken into the heavens in a space ship. Several of them got castrated to help them clear their mind, 'cause no one does those kinds of things in heaven. Once a room was found with 30 Heaven's Gate members who had commited suicide. They thought they were leaving their bodies so they could get into the spaceship, which was behind some comet that had happened to show up.

They claim to be Christian, but they're a cult, and no one is quite sure what they believe anymore. There's a lot of information about them online and wikipedia will link you to their official website as well.

Poor Sod: I'm lost, confused, self deprivating, and desperate. I should go join Heaven's Gate Cult! A cult would fill the void!

by Dr. Batido December 16, 2005

in vacuo

adjective, probably latin so should be italicized in writing
1. Within a vaccum
2. Without relation to anything else; alone

Burger Man: Here's your order, sir!
Customer: What? NO PICKLES? WHERE ARE MY PICKLES???
Burger Man: I'm afraid all pickles are now in vacuo as the last man who tried to pick a pickle tree suffocated due to lack of air.

by Dr. Batido November 28, 2005