Definitions by Dr. Balls

haliburton 

(adj) Something that is so fiendish that it will concoct a scheme to bribe a nation's presiding leader into invading a Middle Eastern nation simply so it can get some reconstruction contracts

That prostitute has been so haliburton ever since she started menstruating!

haliburton by Dr. Balls May 10, 2005

milfed 

(adj) Had sex with a MILF

Hey dude, look over here! This naked MILF you see before you is totally getting banged by me and my sausage! I'm totally getting milfed!

milfed by Dr. Balls May 9, 2005

unsaucalicious 

Uncool; Unhip; Not desired; Boner-cancelling

The holocaust was totally unsaucalicious!

unsaucalicious by Dr. Balls May 9, 2005

saucalicious 

Incredible, in a saucy way

That MILF is saucalicious!

saucalicious by Dr. Balls May 4, 2005

milfy 

Having the characteristics of a MILF.

Mmmm, Bea Arthur is so milfy...

milfy by Dr. Balls May 4, 2005

milfiest 

Something that is the most milfy; Having the characteristics of a MILF such that it stands above all other MILFs.

That porn is the milfiest I have ever seen, so much so that I didn't even have to use lotion!

milfiest by Dr. Balls May 4, 2005