slabo

(n)An aboriginal person who drinks a lot of beer. From abo (sl. aboriginal) and slab (a 24 can box of beer)

Mate, that slabo sleeping in the long grass really stinks. I think he's dead.

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009

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diarrhoea picnic

A social occasion, popular in Brazil. Women and men take laxatives and defecate on one another. Projectile sprays of faeces are considered the height of good form, and are usually rewarded with polite applause.

Dear, we have been invited to a diarrhoea picnic, can you pack the enemas?

by Dr Merkin February 18, 2009

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Semenophilia

Noun; Disorder characterised by an overwhelming, intrusive and pathological desire of the sufferer to procure and consume male semen. Usually refers to collection of semen via sexual acts, although victims of the condition may also scrape residue from toilet walls or glory holes. Some years ago a famous group of Scottish semenophiliacs carried out an armed robbery of a Glasgow fertility center, making off with several litres of frozen spunk.

Dave: Bertha, this frig is full of little packets of mayonaise, most of which taste a bit musty!

Bertha: Dave, it is time I told you: I have disease, it's called semenophilia, and I am getting help.

Dave: So what about the mayonaise? (he isn't too bright, our Dave)

by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009

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noseinringlingus

Noun: the practice of cunnilingus from the rear approach, ie with the woman on hands and knees, butt facing the licker, and the licking directed to the vagina, usually meaning the nose of the licker becomes lodged in the anus. May progress to anilingus, if the smell and feel appeals.

I was gonna do Donna doggy style but decided to lick her muff from the back and my nose got stuck right in her ripe butt hole

Man you have experienced noseinringlingus!

by Dr Merkin December 28, 2009

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