Fezbook

A social network for those who sport red felt hats shaped like truncated cones. aka fez hats.

Jesus (haysoos): Hey, Jonah, wanna chat on Fezbook?
Jonah: Sure, dude!
Bob: Can I join?
Jesus: No! You look awful in a fez!

by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009

Hebro

What people call their gangster jewish friends. Hebrew+Bro.

Josh: What up, my hebro?!?!?!
Jake: NM, what up with you?

by Dr Lina P August 17, 2009

Ski-tard

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.

Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!

by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

Egotesticle

When guys are especially cocky about their junk.

Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!

by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009

Shopportunity

Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".

Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.

by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

Toilet Freakout

The rush of emotions one feels when an automatic toilet flushes before one is finished with their "business". The emotions include, but are not limeted to: surprise, fear, anger, and frustration.

Just as Mona sat down on the airport toilet, it flushed throwing her into toilet freakout.

by Dr Lina P July 14, 2009

Elemenopee

The letter between k and q in the alphabet. The twelfth letter of the alphabet.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENOPEE, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

by Dr Lina P July 17, 2009