Dr Lina P's definitions

Egotesticle

When guys are especially cocky about their junk.

Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!

by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009

Fezbook

A social network for those who sport red felt hats shaped like truncated cones. aka fez hats.

Jesus (haysoos): Hey, Jonah, wanna chat on Fezbook?
Jonah: Sure, dude!
Bob: Can I join?
Jesus: No! You look awful in a fez!

by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009

Ba Dum Tsh

1. A sound made by drums that is made after a comedian tells a joke that needs a little push.

2. A sound one makes to signify that a lame joke has been told.

1. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Drums: Ba Dum Tsh
2. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Steve: Ba Dum Tsh!

by Dr Lina P July 14, 2009

Shamannagans

Shanannagans specific to males.

Lisa: Today, I asked my husband to pick up his dirty laundry and he actually had to sniff it to make sure it wasn't clean!

Anne: Ah, the sniff test, one of many classic shamannagans.

by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

Ski-tard

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.

Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!

by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

Hebro

What people call their gangster jewish friends. Hebrew+Bro.

Josh: What up, my hebro?!?!?!
Jake: NM, what up with you?

by Dr Lina P August 17, 2009

Automatic Clasitionata

What AC stands for according to Spongebob Squarepants.

Spongebob: AC. (looks at air conditioning button in ship) That stands for automatic clasitionata, which is fancy fancy talk for let's get this party started!

by Dr Lina P July 18, 2009