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Shamannagans

Shanannagans specific to males.
Lisa: Today, I asked my husband to pick up his dirty laundry and he actually had to sniff it to make sure it wasn't clean!

Anne: Ah, the sniff test, one of many classic shamannagans.
by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
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Ski-tard

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
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Hebro

What people call their gangster jewish friends. Hebrew+Bro.
Josh: What up, my hebro?!?!?!
Jake: NM, what up with you?
by Dr Lina P August 17, 2009
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Ba Dum Tsh

1. A sound made by drums that is made after a comedian tells a joke that needs a little push.

2. A sound one makes to signify that a lame joke has been told.
1. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Drums: Ba Dum Tsh
2. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Steve: Ba Dum Tsh!
by Dr Lina P July 14, 2009
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Shopportunity

Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".
Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
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Guitar Zero

1. People who suck at all the Guitar Hero games.

2. Anyone who doesn't have friends to start a real band and as a result, join online bands on Guitar Hero World Tour all day long.
1. Sam: Jeeze Jeff, you got booed off again!!?!?!
Jeff: yeah.
Sam: Dude, you're a total guitar zero!

2. Philip wanted to be in a band, so he joined one on Guitar Hero instead of following his dreams and making a real one.
by Dr Lina P July 9, 2009
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Egotesticle

When guys are especially cocky about their junk.
Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!
by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009
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