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Guitar Zero

1. People who suck at all the Guitar Hero games.

2. Anyone who doesn't have friends to start a real band and as a result, join online bands on Guitar Hero World Tour all day long.
1. Sam: Jeeze Jeff, you got booed off again!!?!?!
Jeff: yeah.
Sam: Dude, you're a total guitar zero!

2. Philip wanted to be in a band, so he joined one on Guitar Hero instead of following his dreams and making a real one.
by Dr Lina P July 9, 2009
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Ba Dum Tsh

1. A sound made by drums that is made after a comedian tells a joke that needs a little push.

2. A sound one makes to signify that a lame joke has been told.
1. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Drums: Ba Dum Tsh
2. Comedian: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Steve: Ba Dum Tsh!
by Dr Lina P July 14, 2009
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Shopportunity

Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".
Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
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Ski-tard

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
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Hebro

What people call their gangster jewish friends. Hebrew+Bro.
Josh: What up, my hebro?!?!?!
Jake: NM, what up with you?
by Dr Lina P August 17, 2009
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Toilet Freakout

The rush of emotions one feels when an automatic toilet flushes before one is finished with their "business". The emotions include, but are not limeted to: surprise, fear, anger, and frustration.
Just as Mona sat down on the airport toilet, it flushed throwing her into toilet freakout.
by Dr Lina P July 14, 2009
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Elemenopee

The letter between k and q in the alphabet. The twelfth letter of the alphabet.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENOPEE, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
by Dr Lina P July 17, 2009
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