Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
potthink
Slang term describing the ‘far out’ state of mind of the pothead who has trouble with planning, judgment, reasoning, motivation and just about anything that requires being able to understand something clearly.
He tried hard to explain his pathetic situation but as someone experiencing potthink, it was painfully clear that he didn’t fully grasp why he’d been arrested for his massive unlicensed grow operation.
potthink by Dr Bunnygirl October 3, 2023
Bunzadrine
A mood-enhancer, also known as “bunnies,” known to be an effective and much healthier replacement quasi-drug for the older and more dangerous addictive stimulant, Benzedrine.
Cuddling bunnies is the source of what is essentially an endogenous supply of Bunzadrine, a miracle amphetamine-like chemical that is highly effective in treating nihilistic ennui or just run-of-the-mill depression, and which can provide the cuddler with returned energy and even motivation.
Bunzadrine by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2023
Coach potato
Someone who reclines all day long because they don’t have to work, who is endlessly shopping online for Coach bags and wallets.
Coach potato by Dr Bunnygirl September 24, 2023
bunbits
A hybridization of the words, ‘bunny’ and ‘rabbits,’ often used to describe smaller rabbits who are irresistibly cute.
She often had some fluffy little bunbits that she’d transport in her purse and she was known to take them out in order to charm folks into doing her bidding.
bunbits by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2023
Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci
An infamous mafiosi kingpin operating in the Monterey Peninsula of California, who is actually, unbeknownst to law enforcement, a domestic white female rabbit with smoky grey ears and who is one of the wealthiest and most intelligent crime bosses, who has also continued to evade capture due to her stealthy and highly imaginative ability to lie low while living la dolce vita.
Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci is the second bun-wife of the also infamous widowed crime boss, Maxie Bonanno; they’re combined net worth dwarfs that of all other known criminal networks, human and lagomorph, in the world.
Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2023
kiss my app
An increasingly common exclamation because everybody everywhere is being asked to download some business’s stupid and unnecessary app.
kiss my app by Dr Bunnygirl August 25, 2023
Ron DeFascist
An apt and increasingly popular nickname for the ‘war on woke’ Florida Governor who is not only a danger to democracy but who is also thankfully a complete and total buffoon.
The angry and perfectly Napoleonic Ron DeFascist is systematically taking away the rights of Floridians but they are balking at his power grabs, thereby alerting all of us to the importance of snuffing out his bid for the Presidency.
Ron DeFascist by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2023