Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

California Slave Ships

A slang description of the fleet of more than 30 prisons in California who stockpile felons instead of rehabilitate them.

Those California Slave Ships have been my husband’s second home since he was a very young man.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2019

Pudding Head

Slang term for a person who is completely addicted to eating pudding, in all of its forms and flavors.

A Pudding Head cannot resist eating copious amounts of pudding, even to the point of pain and digestive harm, due to its seductive “mouthfeel” and therefore, complete and total power over them.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2023

Nazi Bot-Boy

A nickname for little donald who is committed to replicating his father’s deeply racist agenda.

It’s pretty effing obvious that Nazi Bot-Boy is enthusiastic about getting this 2020 Presidential campaign bot-ball rolling.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2019

golf course water rights

A term referring to how golf courses do not seem to fall under the same restrictions as regular consumers who sometimes have little or no water pressure.

There will never be any impact on golf course water rights because the ultra-wealthy would have nowhere to go and nothing to do if their well manicured golf courses weren’t lush and began to turn a most unpopular brown.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023

little black dress

Prisoners’ nickname for the humiliating above-the-knees safety suit provided to prevent suicide during the transition to the state nuthouse.

As he realized the little black dress was hugging him in all the right places, he suddenly felt like a million bucks.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

future land Barron

45’s vision for his youngest son once all he has to worry about is keeping his orange jumpsuit all buttoned up.

He is my great white hope, and course the future land Barron of this sprawling dynasty.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

macroturd

An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.

I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019