fuckopathologist

A person who specializes in the analysis of fucking disorders.

He was a highly recognized and talented fuckopathologist who was able to quickly nail down the cause of anyone’s sexual dysfunction.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

rubber clucky

A childlike name for a rubber chicken.

Go get my little rubber clucky, I want to play a really regressed prank on someone!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 05, 2019

conversational onanist

A term for a person who talks to themself.

My husband has told me on numerous occasions that I am a most talented and prodigious conversational onanist.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

ginormous fartcloud

A gaseous cloud of flatulence that is large enough to fully blanket a large city.

It was an astounding and ginormous fartcloud, one that was at least a thousand times larger than the largest clusterfart ever measured by fartologists.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

rabbithead

One whose mind is off grazing in a grassy meadow or flopped down comfortably in the cool dirt.

That woman has always been somewhat of a rabbithead, she knows how to detach herself and truly relax.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2018

grungy funkin’ it

Something you do when you go out into the world, usually with tight friends, not giving a rat’s ass how you are perceived visually or olfactorily because you are just that incredibly cool.

An intentional bastardization of the actual Macklemore and Lewis term sounding much like “grungy funkin’ it” in their hella tight anthem to thrift shopping called “Thrift Shop.”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 05, 2020

kick the cannism

The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.

Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020