Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

dickpuppet

A man who is willing to be manipulated during sex for the pleasure of a woman.

Without a doubt he is my favorite dickpuppet of all time.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018

mews news

When your cat fills you in on all the wildly interesting things that have happened.

I walked into the house and got an ear full of mews news before I could even sit down.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

mushroom helper

A nickname for the body-hugging little black deathsuit impregnated with mushroom spores to hasten one’s decomposition.

Upon my death I plan for my body to be placed into the ground, sans casket, in a simple suit I call the mushroom helper.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2019

wienerette

Slang for a small penis.

I call it mon petite wienerette!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

yapmasters

Neighbors who are entitled and un-neighborly insofar as they see no problem with allowing their yappy little dogs to disturb the peace, both day and night.

We live behind the ultimate yapmasters; they actually had the balls to report us to the Police for reporting them to the Animal Control Officer!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

Baby Don

Another nickname for Putin’s Puppet, the 45th POTUS.

Baby Don is a childish dictator/mafia don wannabe who is also an idiot, in the mixed cultural genres of “Baby Doc Duvalier” of Haiti and a small-time mafia don.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 30, 2019

Pussyland

An expression used to describe a place that is heavily populated by presumably “available” women.

We’re going to Pussyland this weekend, anybody want to come?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2020