sniff patrol

When someone designates themselves as the person in charge of figuring out all stink sources.

Every week he leaps to demonstrate his superhuman talent as our workplace sniff patrol.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 12, 2019

Democratic Drill Down

Nickname for the 2019 Impeachment Inquiry during which every last pathetic greed-driven and anti-American act will be exposed before the long-awaited ejection of Trumpadumphisass.

Many government thugs were known to be puking their guts out while awaiting their own testimonies at the televised Democratic Drill Down event since an upstate New York prison term and getting Paul Manafort or Michael Cohen as their bunkie could be on their well-heeled horizons.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2019

mypillowization

A term used to describe the sad and steady diminishing of intellect and reasoning occurring in many Republican sectors.

Watching the mypillowization of family members is probably the hardest pill to swallow of all.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 01, 2022

trumpadumpster

A cartoonish and apt nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Here comes that garbage-guzzling human monolith, they call him the trumpadumpster.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 25, 2019

going off script

The true key to our 45th US President’s wide appeal and ongoing superhero status with his “base.”

Going off script, he said, “when the wind stops blowing, that’s the end of your electric...darling...darling, is the wind blowing today because I’d like to watch television, darling,” and of course the crowd went wild as he continued his tangential stand-up, impromptu riff.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 04, 2019

Mittyisms

Sudden and full-blown imaginative flights of fancy, usually in the middle of performing a boring task.

On any given day inside the grey perimeter of the prison, she might average a dozen wild and colorful Mittyisms.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 09, 2019

bathroom monitor

A normal sounding workplace title for a sick puppy of a pervert who hangs out on the other side of closed bathroom doors.

Jumping out with her pants still down around her ankles, she started the shit out of him with, “So you are the new bathroom monitor, it’s a pleasure to meet you!”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 08, 2019