Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Bannonism

The pseudo-art of defending someone or something that has no soul or substance, that which is utterly indefensible.

Bannonism strikes again, he’s hoping you’ll be fearful enough and stupid enough to buy his nonlinear and psychotic bullshit.

Bannonism by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2017

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Pants that look as though they’ve been sucked up into a person’s anal cavity.

Watching a progressively horrific sinkhole of cloth disappearing between the cheeks, I landed on the term puckerpants.

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The dense mass of mind-bending news information metastasizing throughout the day.

Hit with a lumpatrump at the end of the workday, it’s hard to go for my evening run.

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When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.

He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.

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That special holiday when we all give thanks for the absurd and never-ending Washington shitshow.

Trumpsgiving is a day that binds us together in our mass gratitude for this house of cards.

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A backup plan, waiting in the White House wings, also elitist and divisive but appearing moderate and polite.

American nightmares are fueled by the prospect of Penceworld, a dark and terrifying political climate with no separation between church and state.

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The nickname used around the world for our 45th President.

President Trumpovich has been able to unite the disenfranchised by appealing to their covert and probably unconscious anti-American sentiment.

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