hummus fart

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.

Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020

Lindsey Graham Cracker

Senator Lindsey Graham’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.

That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 05, 2018

patriot rapist

A term used for a soldier when doing what he has been trained to do.

We don’t like thinking about the wider disturbing reality of war which includes the actions of the patriot rapist.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 09, 2020

when chickens drive

An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.

I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021

sockrocket

A popular game where heavy tube socks are fold-rolled up into a ball and thrown as hard as possible at someone’s head.

Sockrocket is one of those shared favorite pastimes of rambunctious children and immature drunks.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 05, 2019

yapmasters

Neighbors who are entitled and un-neighborly insofar as they see no problem with allowing their yappy little dogs to disturb the peace, both day and night.

We live behind the ultimate yapmasters; they actually had the balls to report us to the Police for reporting them to the Animal Control Officer!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

Pussyland

An expression used to describe a place that is heavily populated by presumably “available” women.

We’re going to Pussyland this weekend, anybody want to come?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2020