junk shorts

Shorts that are so short you can get a clear and unobstructed view of every square inch of a guy’s junk.

The crowd was clearly hypnotized as he pranced around the stage in his hot pink junk shorts.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 02, 2019

junk drawers

Slang used to describe when you can see all of a guy’s junk just flopping around in his pants, usually when going commando.

Look at that wildman running around like an animal in his junk drawers!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

Rudy Bananas

A disparaging nickname for the ex-NYC Mayor and wildly bumbling wiseguy emissary to the Ukraine since he’s been launching into his wacky, nonsensical television monologues.

Yup, I’m Rudy Bananas and I love my new job traveling all over the world as the Trumpster’s biggest stooge!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

thug bubble

A term used by incarcerated folks to describe the practice of maintaining a thug demeanor to decrease feelings of personal vulnerability.

I be in my thug bubble and nobody even says boo to me; there’s no smiling and no eye contact, ya feel me?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019

going Walden

A sweeping intentional decision to let go of all that constitutes excess baggage.

In the tradition of Henry David Thoreau, we have decided we are going Walden, as a cultural and political statement; we even got ourselves a totally cool tiny home!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019

Coronaphiliac

A person who harbors an abnormal love of the Coronavirus and all situations related to its presence.

Let’s just say she is beyond being merely fond of the COVID-19 condition of our world; she is a full blown Coronaphiliac!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2020

holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.

Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 01, 2023