Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

You got Bezoed

An increasingly popular phrase that is frequently uttered when a person gets fucked by Amazon in any given purchasing or return transaction.

You got Bezoed, my man!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 2, 2022

catmind

When a human being finds themselves thinking and behaving as if they are a cat.

When I impulsively pounced on his swaying head and nearly bit his earlobe clean off, I chalked it up to catmind ... and I think he bought it!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021

rubber dicky

Like a rubber ducky except it’s a dildo.

Go and take a bath with your rubber dicky!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

hairball analysis

When the analysis itself consists of a useless mass of regurgitated information.

Sir, that is surely a hairball analysis of the Special Counsel’s Report.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

inaugural shit

A gritty term used to describe the very first dump taken into a newly installed and pristine toilet.

I walked awestruck into my bathroom, eying my beautiful new porcelain throne, and savoring every moment, slowly unbuckled my belt, dropped my drawers and then thoughtfully placed myself onto the commode to take the coveted inaugural shit.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2023

beardscaping

The regular and careful caretaking of one’s beard to bring it as close to perfection as possible.

He has elevated beardscaping to an art form that men across the world are clearly looking to master.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

Pravda President

Another fitting nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

45 feels we have proven that we love his lies and so the Pravda President will “win” the 2020 Election by blatantly buying up the American press and purporting to win by the biggest electoral landslide in history.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019