Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Selfiescope 

A hand-held, self-guided fiberoptic scope designed to allow the user to perform all diagnostics, from head to toe.

I got myself a damn Selfiescope on the internet so all I do is forward the pretty pink pictures of my clean chute to the doc and it’s all done!

Selfiescope by Dr Bunnygirl March 5, 2019

going off script 

The true key to our 45th US President’s wide appeal and ongoing superhero status with his “base.”

Going off script, he said, “when the wind stops blowing, that’s the end of your electric...darling...darling, is the wind blowing today because I’d like to watch television, darling,” and of course the crowd went wild as he continued his tangential stand-up, impromptu riff.

going off script by Dr Bunnygirl March 4, 2019

chia hole

When you eat so many chia seeds they sprout from your ass.

Chia hole is the newest and most popular chia pet.

chia hole by Dr Bunnygirl March 3, 2019

Dali Llama 

A sculpture of a Tibetan llama with the face of Salvador Dali.

The Dali Llama is a subtle commentary on the many forms that consciousness can take.

Dali Llama by Dr Bunnygirl March 2, 2019

grim creeper 

The dreaded fart cloud coming for you in a closed space that everyone hopes to evade.

Don’t fear the grim creeper!

grim creeper by Dr Bunnygirl March 2, 2019

mental hell professional 

Flip reference to a psychotherapist who is obviously straight outta the nuthouse.

Seeking help from that mental hell professional allowed me to appreciate my own comparable wellness.

mental hell professional by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019

Fraudster in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Born into a wealthy crime family, the Fraudster in Chief had mastered all the standard cons before he was twenty-two.

Fraudster in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019