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secret steakpocket

For most men, this is the front of their underwear, right alongside their junk, which is most accessible when quickly shoplifting a steak.
I watched him grab the meaty, high-end filet mignon and speedily squirrel it away into his secret steakpocket where most folks were unlikely to notice its otherwise obvious, almost obscene bulge.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 30, 2019
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asshole tomatoes

The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.
Hey Bubba, throw me one of your asshole tomatoes, will ya?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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going Walden

A sweeping intentional decision to let go of all that constitutes excess baggage.
In the tradition of Henry David Thoreau, we have decided we are going Walden, as a cultural and political statement; we even got ourselves a totally cool tiny home!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019
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Rudy Bananas

A disparaging nickname for the ex-NYC Mayor and wildly bumbling wiseguy emissary to the Ukraine since he’s been launching into his wacky, nonsensical television monologues.
Yup, I’m Rudy Bananas and I love my new job traveling all over the world as the Trumpster’s biggest stooge!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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thug bubble

A term used by incarcerated folks to describe the practice of maintaining a thug demeanor to decrease feelings of personal vulnerability.
I be in my thug bubble and nobody even says boo to me; there’s no smiling and no eye contact, ya feel me?
by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019
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fart stalker

A term for a person who compulsively seeks a specific person’s flatulence, usually someone whom they wish to own or control.
That guy is a convicted fart stalker, all of his exes have had to endure his disgusting and uncontrollable habit.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
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junk shorts

Shorts that are so short you can get a clear and unobstructed view of every square inch of a guy’s junk.
The crowd was clearly hypnotized as he pranced around the stage in his hot pink junk shorts.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019
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