Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

ghostfarting

The vile practice of passing gas in someone’s immediate space and then quickly relocating before they actually smell it.

That sly fucker is a ghostfarting genius, he has managed to elevate it to an art form.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

bunnymind

The mental state of being entirely grounded in the moment, in the grass, in the part-sun, part-shade.

I take some time each weekend attempting to approximate bunnymind.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

Thank God it’s all over!

The long awaited joyful exclamation, the parallel sentiment to “Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead!” from The Wizard of Oz,” that most sane folk will be feeling, as the Extortionist in Chief is led out of the White House in shiny handcuffs and a handsome straightjacket.

We can all begin the recovery now and breathe a mass sigh of relief as we say in unison, “thank God it’s all over!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

catmania

A complete and total passionate fixation on anything related to felines.

My neighbor’s full-blown catmania is what drove her to harbor nearly a hundred cats in her bedroom.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2019

telemagical

When someone or something looks breathtakingly beautiful or awesomely incredible in an iPhone image.

Somehow he got his ugly ass to look more like the world’s most desirable super stud by creating a most telemagical shot.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

brown sucking

Extreme version of ass kissing.

Vice President Mike Pence is surely the poster boy for brown sucking.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

crisis fuck

Sudden and desperate sexual intercourse emanating from isolation during the Pandemic.

It was unfortunately no more than a crisis fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020