Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

skipfarts 

The flatulence passed while engaging in skipping.

Let’s face it, there’s an increase in skipfarts as we get older.

skipfarts by Dr Bunnygirl July 9, 2019

pimpthink

A perspective on the world from a pimp’s point of view.

I watched him scanning the street and the neighborhood and saw his pimpthink coloring all he was taking in.

pimpthink by Dr Bunnygirl July 8, 2019

Silence of the Dogs 

A somewhat deranged, black-humor tinged solution to successfully silence yappy neighborhood dogs who bark at every sound.

Your yappy-ass little dog needs my ”Silence of the Dogs” approach; it works wonders and it’s in my basement.

Silence of the Dogs by Dr Bunnygirl July 8, 2019

blow it out your hi-ho 

A less abrasive, somewhat childlike way of telling someone to fuck off.

While driving my five-year-old to school, I resisted the temptation to flip the bird; instead I calmly leaned out the window and inquired, “why don’t you blow it out your hi-ho?”

blow it out your hi-ho by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2019

rabbitmind 

The mental state characterized by only thinking of rabbits and what they do.

Sometimes at stuffy staff meetings, our goofball colleague would go suddenly off the wall and allow rabbitmind to surface in some odd comment referring to rabbits.

rabbitmind by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2019

happywallet 

Slang for that coveted state of affairs, a sense of financial security.

Whether they are Republicans or not, if Americans are content with their stock portfolio growth, they will vote this jack-off back into office because happywallet is a powerful motivator!

happywallet by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2019

yappy little fuck 

A common nickname for your next door neighbor’s dog.

Every night, all night long, I must endure this yappy little fuck as I attempt to get some sleep.

yappy little fuck by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2019