Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

the ultimate phoenix 

Something that a person in pain pulls together within themselves by acknowledging their truest place in the cycle of life.

She pulled off the ultimate phoenix; I watched her move through chaos, fear and addiction until she burst into the flames of her own transformation.

the ultimate phoenix by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

drum roll flatulence 

That unexpected, very loud and unstoppable fart, usually rolling out in a crowded elevator or in a quiet restaurant.

As the flaming dessert passed our table, my drum roll flatulence was dramatically announcing its delivery.

drum roll flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

machine gun flatulence 

That sudden and startling, very loud rat-a-tatting that exits as you lean forward in a quiet restaurant.

I thought we were being targeted by a cartel for a moment but it was just my grandfather’s machine gun flatulence.

machine gun flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

humongous ovaries 

The female equivalent of “big balls.”

Well yes, you do need some pretty humongous ovaries to advocate for men in a prison setting.

humongous ovaries by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

young dick

Expression used by sexual predators when referring to adolescent male prey.

I need to get me some young dick.

young dick by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

piggie people

The elite top one percent who have big money appetites.

We are the piggie people, Ivanka, our lives have no limits!

piggie people by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

airtight 

Something that is for certain, something that cannot be doubted or questioned.

My alibi is straight-up airtight.

airtight by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019