Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

me-isms

Slang for self-referential terms and statements that reek of self-absorption.

Her speech was positively popping with endless me-isms.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

We the Purple

A phrase that has evolved in the present day lexicon, a reference to the first three words of the Preamble of the U.S. Constitution and the blending of red and blue, that reflects the mass defection of disillusioned Republicans from their damaged party, thanks to their current front front-running indicted candidate, the notorious and disgraced 45.

We are watching a stampede of elephants who are increasingly incredulous and mortified refer to themselves as ‘We the Purple’ in an effort to differentiate themselves from the elected cowards who have so far been entirely unwilling to cut his sorry ass loose.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2023

drum roll flatulence

That unexpected, very loud and unstoppable fart, usually rolling out in a crowded elevator or in a quiet restaurant.

As the flaming dessert passed our table, my drum roll flatulence was dramatically announcing its delivery.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

double-digit bird

A polite sounding nickname for the impolite and badass double-fisted gesture.

As the onetime Insurrectionist in Chief entered the arena with his clueless homies to watch some UFC action at Madison Square Garden, Nia Renee Hill, the wife of comedian Bill Burr, timed her double-digit bird just right for the Jumbotron!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2023

only child timeframe

A term that describes the distortion that occurs when someone who’s an only child who grew up regularly distorting or misperceiving time intervals ballparks how long something is going to take.

When she gives me one of her only child timeframe estimates, I just double it so I don’t lose my mind.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

McCarthy to the rescue!

A common refrain among Republicans right after Trump staged the Insurrection, as Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy headed down to kiss Trump’s golden ass after he courageously but impulsively ‘dissed’ him and then quickly realized he’d set himself up for having his entire political life go down the drain (which happened anyway).

It was definitely “McCarthy to the rescue!” happening when Kevin uttered the insipid statement, “Well you know, Donald is said to be not eating and he is very depressed.”

by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2023

Spam-handed

A presumed new-and-improved, updated version of clumsy ineptitude.

The newly appointed supervisor’s handling of our workplace dilemma could only be called Spam-handed.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2018