Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Dumbville, USA 

A place where people are, in every corner of it, indescribably and impossibly stupid.

Let’s take a scenic drive out to Dumbville, USA and get some folks to invest in the fictional business idea I pulled out of my ass this morning.

Dumbville, USA by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

shoots from the ass

A description of how someone may be quick, impulsive and willing to respond without editing themselves, but with words that are more like flatulence.

45 has been described as a person who shoots from the ass when pressured by the press.

shoots from the ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

Part 2 

A euphemism for death preferred by folks who find the word “death” to sound too final or macabre.

None of us know when Part 2 will begin; unless we make it happen ourselves, we don’t have a clue.

Part 2 by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

Walgreen’s Reject 

When even Walgreen’s won’t allow you to come into the store.

It’s not easy living your life as a Walgreen’s Reject.

Walgreen’s Reject by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

wallet eater 

Slang term for a very expensive event, place or person.

Look up “wallet eater” in the dictionary and you’ll find a picture of my ex.

wallet eater by Dr Bunnygirl August 22, 2019

proctophile 

A person who can’t get enough information or sensations relating to the anus or lower colon.

He’s an insatiable proctophile and I must say, sometimes it gets a little old.

proctophile by Dr Bunnygirl August 22, 2019

locked and loaded

A euphemism for preparing to cut a deadly fart.

I knew that familiar look passing across my husband of fifty years’ face; he was locked and loaded, so my defensive maneuver was to remove myself from his dangerous trajectory.

locked and loaded by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019