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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

court-to-prison jester 

A man who often started out early in his life as the class clown due to anger and parental neglect, and who later became a regular courtroom laughingstock, then eventually a prison comedian, still having nothing and nobody.
Well I think I’ll have to figure out how to profit from this court-to-prison jester gig, I mean beyond the submissions to Urban Dictionary.

Starbigbucks 

A derisive nickname for the overpriced habit of many workplaces drones who visit it daily, due to sugar addiction.
I’m makin’ a quick run to Starbigbucks, does anyone want me to get them anything to worsen their diabetes?
Starbigbucks by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

shamhamburger 

Derisive nickname for the inspired and more realistic, new and delicious fake meat hamburgers that are appearing all over the fast-food map.
Oddly I was not giving a rat’s ass what I was in fact eating, as long as it wasn’t meat; but then as I started wondering what the hell it was, I felt a queasy feeling come over me and I couldn’t take another bite of that shamhamburger!
shamhamburger by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

sickly dickly

When a person has absolutely no interest in fucking and there’s nothing that can be done to change it, no matter what.
Well dearest, of course it’s a very special day for the two of us, but I’m afraid that this is a commonplace case of sickly dickly.
sickly dickly by Dr Bunnygirl September 2, 2019

Big Surrin’ It 

A reference to going out where the forest meets the ocean in Central California to smoke organically cultivated reefer, do psilocybin, go entirely naked and reach nirvana in one way or another.
There are many other things to do besides going to concerts and movies, such as weekends where we might just be Big Surrin’ It.
Big Surrin’ It by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

Court Imposter Syndrome 

When a person, either male or female, shows up to divorce court to “fake poor” in order to sway the judge to decide more in their favor and leave them less liable.
I studied up on how to truly embody the edge of homeless part, replete with the right degree of b.o., so there’d be no suspicion I was attempting to manipulate the court with just another lame and transparent example of Court Imposter Syndrome.

thick-thick 

A term used to describe someone with a very attractive, meat-on-the-bones type of body alongside a pitiable stupidity.
Yes, both fortunately and unfortunately, my girlfriend is the winning poster girl for thick-thick.
thick-thick by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019