Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Teslaturding
A strikingly primitive and most certainly immature prank played by competing high school teams where each team attempts to turd the most Teslas in one evening, prior to the big game.
A novel detail of Teslaturding is that each separate turding must be documented in a photograph, providing both evidence for a winning team’s score as well as evidence for a future conviction should any turder brag to the wrong sources.
Teslaturding by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019
bugsome
It was always exceedingly bugsome that my father would typically hop into my car and immediately light up a cigarette despite my vociferous protests, citing painful and reactive asthma.
bugsome by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019
USA
Whenever 45 wears it on his billed cap, and only then, it’s an ignorantly conceived, hostile projection of an acronym for “U Stupid Asshole.”
As I watched the news and gazed upon his cap bearing the letters, “USA,” I thought to myself: Why yes of course I am, I somehow didn’t believe it could ever be possible in a million years that you would be elected!
USA by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019
workplace bait and switch
When you are hired by an organization and are told that your position is one big adventure to get you to accept less pay but it turns out to be a boring assignment that is much less interesting and glamorous.
I was charmed and brown-nosed all through the interview and then hired to do the work of a near-god, but I quickly discovered that I was the newest victim of their workplace bait and switch scam.
workplace bait and switch by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
eating workplace shit
An expression used to describe the commonplace employee experience when a state or federal agency hires folks because of their advanced degrees and licensure and then gradually eases them, after the honeymoon phase, into what feels like slave labor, and retains them, due to steady and therefore relatively decent pay, frequent paid days off and a seemingly cushy pension.
I am a doctor who has been eating workplace shit for more than a decade, but after this period of indentured servitude and gradually increasing mental and physical illness, I have stepped halfway off the pirate ship and hope to be vigorously swimming soon.
eating workplace shit by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
trauma bonding
When you have a lifelong, almost impossible to sever, attachment to someone that is rooted in a common traumatic experience.
My mom and I were always very close; it was entirely augmented by what I now realize was our early trauma bonding.
trauma bonding by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
loony binner
Someone who belongs in a loony bin but with the added subtle implication that even when a person appears fully functional and sane in the world that the truth can be entirely otherwise.
As I sat at my computer workstation on the other side of the wall from where the shrieking mentally ill prison inmate was coming entirely unglued, performing all of my workplace tasks without difficulty, a novel question popped suddenly into my head: just who exactly is the loony binner?
loony binner by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019