Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

yardtard

A pejorative nickname for someone whose front yard has a lot of clutter such as ceramic gnomes, giant metal winged fairies, bedraggled pinwheels and such.

My neighbor is such an extreme yardtard that the local police cited him for visually disturbing the peace.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

let the door be the bell

An expression used by incarcerated folks referring to waiting for the cell door to slam before taking off on one another.

You lie in wait, thinking “let the door be the bell,” to pulverize your cellie because he won’t show you his papers.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

bring it upstairs

Slang for learning something well by incorporating it fully into your mind.

This time around she realized how truly important it was to bring it upstairs!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019

Public Idiot Number One

A nickname for the 45th POTUS, implying that he is an enemy of the people and stating outright that he is an A-1 idiot.

We can all thank ourselves for having contributed to the election of Public Idiot Number One.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

spot fine

A fine that is an informal or sham fine that is paid by someone who is in actuality bribing a dirty cop.

Yeah, we paid that fucker his spot fine, he pulled us over and shook us down good!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2020

trumplicking

Slang for the manner in which politicians-for-sale audition for a job in 45’s cabinet by getting their extreme rhetoric covered by Fox News.

That trumplicking guy is my very best friend until he gets busted... at which point I’ll distance myself from him immediately.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

workplace hoarder

That older colleague whose office is unable to be cleaned by the cleaning crew because they believe in “keeping hard copies.”

I am most deeply offended by the term “workplace hoarder” and NO, you may NOT touch that stack, it contains the most lucrative accounts we have serviced, all the way back to 1982!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019