Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
FICU
Acronym for a visitor’s subjective experience when visiting a patient in the ICU, standing for Fucking Intensive Care Unit.
No wonder they call this part of the hospital the FICU, the nurses should just say this aloud as they do a “double flip” when I dare to ask for anything for my recovering husband’s comfort.
FICU by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
ICU Bitches
A cadre of ICU nurses who make it their life’s work to humiliate and ignore visitors’ requests in order to reduce their workload.
ICU Bitches by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder
My Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder is a bear; just seeing someone using a drinking straw can send me into sudden paroxysms of fear.
Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
imminent poop to poot ratio
A formal ratio calculated that measures gaseous emissions at varying phases of needing to take a shit, postulating that the more imminent the turd, the higher the volume and rate of concurrent farting.
My father explained that during the process of the massive turd being passed, his lab assistant calculated the “imminent poop to poot ratio” and concluded that the ratio obtained had in fact accurately predicted both the proximity of the exiting turd to the rectum as well as estimating its unorthodox, gargantuan size, by measuring the flatus emitted.
imminent poop to poot ratio by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
belchpukefartshit
He was tired when he got home from a long day of work and way too much food and drinks with friends; so entering the belchpukefartshit phase of the evening was a natural stage in his evolution.
belchpukefartshit by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019
Trump’s 9-11
One of 45’s more recent appropriations of an event as of 9-11-19 due to his reliable capacity to allude almost exclusively to himself when it comes to others’ tragedies or losses.
I’ve begun this solemn day by posting a highly attractive shot of me and the First Lady, who's incidentally wearing Carolina Herrera, looking out toward our fabulous New York City skyline and so I’ve decided, after today, to proudly rename the whole ordeal “Trump’s 9-11” to commemorate and memorialize my special Presidency.
Trump’s 9-11 by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019
pissippy cup
A cup with a built-in straw loaded with charcoal filters to purify your own urine at the end of the world when there is not much water left and we are all living by the seat of our pants in the desert.
Hon, pick up one of them pissippy cups for each of us, will ‘ya, so we can possibly outlive the neighbors by a week or two!
pissippy cup by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019