Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

mindlessness meditation 

A popular form of meditation that is a variation on mindfulness meditation which seeks to undo or diminish consciousness to decrease the possibility of feeling responsible for anything.

I have absolutely no idea why I did that, but recently I’ve been practicing mindlessness meditation; there may be a connection, but I really can’t say for sure.

mindlessness meditation by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

Helper Syndrome 

A deep-seated defect of character originating in childhood, resulting from incompetent parents who are most often addicts who have neglected the child’s emotional needs and caused the child to shoulder the bulk of the responsibility burden, making them the de facto parent.

Yup, I can thank my Helper Syndrome for making me a world class chef, an incomparable race car driver and not least, a highly lauded prison psychologist and behavioral researcher, all before I reached the age of 10.

Helper Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

Acid Trip Flip Phone 

The Woodstock Generation’s answer to the Jitterbug Flip Phone, also remarkably easy to use, even when stoned or cognitively impaired.

We got our Dad an Acid Trip Flip Phone; he’ll probably still be using it when he’s down to one functional dendrite.

Acid Trip Flip Phone by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

blig 

A blog that is insufferably ignorant.

For weeks I couldn’t back off reading his straight up preposterous thoughts and opinions thoughtlessly spewed in his insanely misinformed and self-absorbed blig which should take the Stupid Award for sure!

blig by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2019

Nuclear F Bomb

A devastating tirade of the most foul and insulting usage of the word “fuck” that anyone may have experienced, ever.

We all stood there en masse, entirely frozen in shock, reflecting on the possibility that her Nuclear F Bomb may precipitate the end of the world.

Nuclear F Bomb by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2019

Suffering Expert 

A person that is so adept at suffering that they have decided to do it for a living.

For your information, I am the Suffering Expert, so don’t you tell ME how to suffer!

Suffering Expert by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

Secretary of Snake 

A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.

In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.

Secretary of Snake by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019