Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Mufflepants
Before discovering Mufflepants, the loudness and stench of my work-related flatulence was a terrible problem during staff meetings!
Mufflepants by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
guythink
A term used to describe male mentation which involves pictures, concepts, logic, but not necessarily words.
I closely watched him solve the difficult three dimensional puzzle, efficiently and effortlessly, but right afterward, primarily due to the limiting impact of guythink, he couldn’t describe a single step in the elegant process.
guythink by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019
quadruple Macarena style flip
A way of flipping the bird while dancing the Macarena that is especially suited to a lighthearted “fuck everyone” moment.
Peeling off what may have been the best Macarena of my life, I integrated a perfect quadruple Macarena style flip and brought the house down!
quadruple Macarena style flip by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019
muster a buster
When you eat specific foods for the sole purpose of cutting what is intended to be a near window shattering fart.
I had it all figured out, eating all those highly flatulent foods and drinking all that beer, to most effectively muster a buster!
muster a buster by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019
sharktivity
On the East Coast where there is a significant increase in sharktivity, the Atlantic Great White Sharks are known to hunt and then eat the researchers who have tagged them.
sharktivity by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019
Yap Mufflehat
A large and foolish hat that when affixed to a dog’s head, succeeds in embarrassing the yapping canine thereby effectively causing a cessation in barking.
I bought my nextdoor neighbors, whom we refer to as the Noisetards, a charming Yap Mufflehat for their yappiest pooch and amazingly it seems to have silenced them all!
Yap Mufflehat by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019