First Lady Melania Antoinette’s signature ongoing campaign of fashionable one-upmanship that she unabashedly flaunts at children’s hospitals, formal State dinners, and those dreaded visits to the underprivileged or seriously underdressed starving classes
Yes, my sad but wondrous little darlings, I conceived of the “Be the Best” campaign in a dream I had one starry night down in our place at Mar-A-Lago, a beautiful and magical place you may work one day.
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My father practiced farthoarding which often resulted in very exciting and special birthdays for any recipient; it was really the only way he could express affection!
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The Extortionist in Chief, AG Barrtard, Mike Pompous Asshole and Rudy Tudy Ungluedy comprise the main characters in the nonfiction tale, “Animal Farm 2019.”
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