Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Unicorn Planet

A world of almost unimaginable gentleness, inner strength and rainbow-illuminated beauty that exists within more evolved humans.

Welcome to my wondrous world known as the Unicorn Planet, where kindness rules and there is no need for borders or politics.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Radical Ignorance

The original name of the Make America Great Again movement before they came up with something less self-deprecating.

Let’s come up with something a little more patriotic sounding, I’m afraid that Radical Ignorance just doesn’t cut it.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

bunnylove

The sweetest, most bonded, caring and devoted love known to exist.

Their love was an everlasting bunnylove that could not be broken, except by death.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

digital underwear

Something you need to keep yourself safe from the online predators that will try to get you where the sun don’t shine.

I got my digital underwear on 24/7 man, I don’t trust those sleazy fukkas for a second.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

funkyskunk

The hostile act of dropping one’s drawers to take a fast, stinking dump in someone’s office when they’re not looking.

I’ll walk in there all nonchalant, charm her, and when she steps out for a moment, I’ll do the funkyskunk and then jam outta there.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

PetStupid

A high-end specialty store for people who are so warped about pampering their pets that their spending becomes stupid.

Let’s take Fifi and her friends to PetStupid for her birthday and outfit them all in Yoda costumes!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

pianohands

When a person can’t keep his hands off you and it’s as though he is playing your body like you are a piano.

There is nothing like going out with pianohands, it’s a concert you won’t want to miss.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019