Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
Doctor of Fartology
A special honorary graduate degree that is often conveyed by a beleaguered and long-suffering spouse who may be seeking public acknowledgment of their longstanding situation of having lived with a prolific and noxious farter.
She may have been attempting to gain some degree of collective sympathy and support by unabashedly conveying that Doctor of Fartology degree to her very surprised husband at his retirement party.
Doctor of Fartology by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
deadly ding dong ditch
The childhood prank that used to be known as “ding dong ditch” back in the day before everyone had their own Glocks and AR-15s for “home protection.”
I’ve told my kids that should they ignorantly choose to go and ring a neighbor’s doorbell as a prank that they may be engaging in their last game of deadly ding dong ditch!
deadly ding dong ditch by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
Lunchboy
A double-edged nickname for a guy who both deeply enjoys going out to lunch as well as being someone who indulges too much in the gastronomic pastime itself.
He is such a devotee of the over-long lunch that there have been times that Lunchboy is gone for up to four hours in the middle of the day from our office.
Lunchboy by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
get your yawn on
get your yawn on by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2023
funny-pathetic
Of all the people I’ve ever met in my long life, Dr Bunnygirl is likely the most funny-pathetic of them all.
funny-pathetic by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2023
fartform
Oh dear, my heart just skipped a beat at the beautiful tones you just passed, you are a true fartiste and your flatulence is truly a fartform that only you can create!
fartform by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2023