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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Running of the Bunnies

A new event created to be more humane and fun for all participants which takes place in Pamplona, Spain that is replacing the previous “Running of the Bulls” event which was terribly violent and sometimes resulted in mortal injuries when the bulls gored those running in the event.
The Running of the Bunnies event is carefully planned to humanely prepare participating rabbits to not be truly frightened as they tear through the streets of Pamplona; they have all been properly hydrated and thoroughly prepped on the fact that it is an entirely nonviolent event.

The New Dream Team 

A reference to the fact that the Mobster in Chief is on the lookout for a team of corrupt, top-notch attorneys to get him out of this mess the way the first Dream Team got their client out of his mess.
I need to pull together what I call “The New Dream Team” so that I can blow these corrupt politicians like Schiff, Pelosi and their ilk out of the water; my perfectly nice discussions with heads of other countries are clearly patriotic attempts to rid this country of filthy Democrats and fake journalists.

Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani 

A nickname recently given to Giuliani when he suddenly tired of being Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and was caught auditioning for the role of The Penguin because he thought he needed a change in his battered public image.
In a fitful moment of hypomanic glee and a desire to elevate himself in the public eye, Rudy found himself wishing instead to be Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani, because like The Penguin in the Batman comic, he saw himself as a more respectable New York mob “gentleman of crime,” one who wears a monocle, top hat and a tuxedo - instead of the pitifully goofy, evil grin of The Joker.

megapuckerpants

When your pants slowly become sucked into the crevice between your ass cheeks as you’re walking, eventually actually fully disappearing into the anal cavity until you are naked from the waist down.
I was actually horrified enough when I had experienced just regular puckerpants, but when I later endured the tragic megapuckerpants, I had been out to dinner with my in-laws and felt that I wanted to practically die from the humiliation!
megapuckerpants by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

Pavlovian President

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS since he continues to hit that first strategy he used to win the first time.
FLOTUS Melania was recently interviewed about the Pussy Grabber in Chief’s well documented addictive personality and she tells story after story of his uncontrollably impulsive style that has earned him the nickname “Pavlovian President.”

Classic Trump

Anything Trump does that’s something he has historically done such as tap corrupt world leaders to help him win another election.
Well, some typical examples of Classic Trump behavior are blatantly stated love affairs with murderous dictators, running roughshod over emoluments clauses and grabbing and poking expensive pussy that he has his attorney-fixer pay for and then spend extensive jail time for.
Classic Trump by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

voting your conscience 

A novel concept, especially in the context of this current impeachment inquiry, that is often not chosen by Senators and Representatives due to disabling fear of either not being re-elected by their constituents or reprisals on the part of the Mobster in Chief should he be re-elected for a second term.
Senator, have you thought about the possibility of voting your conscience as an act of true leadership?