Kung Fu Virus

Yes, my devoted MAGA people, the Kung Fu Virus slipped in from China and has tried to knock us off our feet, but thank God - who incidentally is on our side - Republicans are anointed and made immune to this slanty-eyed and stealthy plague so we don’t need to wear any of those ugly facial masks!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020
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Epstein Barr Virus

Slang for the diseased condition of the White House in 2019, beginning with Jeffrey Epstein and ending with William Barr.
Donald cannot deny that his Epstein Barr Virus may ultimately be the death of him.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2019
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star spangled eyes

An unabashed American patriot.
Looking through star spangled eyes, all of the lies told by the practiced team of government extortionists made her want to throw up.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 04, 2019
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STF up!

Polite manner of saying, “shut the fuck up!” without the vulgarity.
As her small children looked on, she yelled: “STF up! you little four-legged yapping machine, go in the house, go to beddy!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 08, 2019
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flying rabbit paradigm

A way of describing a profoundly loose framework of laws and theories in which just about anything you can imagine can potentially happen.
It was clear that she had been living inside of a flying rabbit paradigm since childhood.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020
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fart whispering

A highly evolved talent, formed over a rich lifetime of direct human experience understanding the motivations for farting in any given situation as well as knowing what has been consumed to power the sound and the stench of the flatus itself.
Early on I realized that I excel in the highly sought-after area of expertise called “fart whispering” quite by accident; my profoundly flatulent father may have spawned this esoteric interest to begin with but it is my work in men’s prisons that has allowed me to become as highly adept as I am today.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
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capital murder

Slang for the arbitrary and unconstitutional state sanctioned process otherwise known as the death penalty.
Judges in some states are ruling in favor of decency by ruling against the stockpiling of death row inmates often waiting for decades for their capital murder.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2019
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