Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Nowhereland

Slang for someplace barely on the map, usually featuring nature and very limited development, where nothing of any importance whatsoever is happening.

I’m looking at leaving the insanity of the city and have identified some Nowhereland towns that I can peacefully disappear into when I retire!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2020

Canine Asshole Reclamation Project

A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.

Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

barbequetard

A derogatory term for someone who can’t stop barbecuing everything they can imagine putting on the BBQ grill.

That barbequetard next door has been grilling everything he can get his greasy hands on for the last 72 hours and I find it odd that his endlessly yappy little dogs are no longer barking!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021

keep on fuckin’

What Fritz the Cat may have said if its creator R. Crumb had let him express it in the 1960s-1970s X-rated comic strip he once penned.

I can imagine that during one of Fritz the Cat’s many sexual escapades chronicled In that iconic comic strip that he would have uttered the words, “keep on fuckin’!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

Flatliner President

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS as he nears the end of his one and only term.

Thanks in great part to his mismanagement of the pandemic, the Grabber in Chief will from now on be known as the Flatliner President.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 25, 2020

I have no pants on

A most highly effective statement one can use to quickly end an episode of unwanted texting with a platonic friend.

It seemed she was unable to stop what had become endless workplace texting and so I texted, “I have no pants on,” which brought it to a screeching halt for the rest of the afternoon.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021

suckophobe

A term used to describe someone who eschews sucking, at all costs.

That guy is definitely not a sucker, in fact that suckophobe is rumored to have turned down his own mother’s breast milk as a newborn!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021