bail extortion

That point toward the beginning of the criminal injustice loop when money is essentially extorted from folks who must pay the piper for a chance to go home.

Once again I’m going through the process of bail extortion so I’ll need you to mortgage your house again, Mama.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 26, 2019

lick my clam

Kind of like “kiss my ass,” but a little more base or perhaps personal.

I have a novel suggestion: how would you like to lick my clam?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020

suicide behind Barr

A “suicide” that takes place under the watch of United States Attorney General William Barr.

Epstein has become too dangerous to those at the top with the most to lose; suicide behind Barr is their only option.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

livin’ the fuckin’ dream

When you are determined to “live the dream” but cannot afford to unless you nearly work yourself to death in order to approximate it.

I’m livin’ the fuckin’ dream and will make goddamn sure that y’all see me doing it.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

Crone’s Disease

When a woman reaches an age where she no longer gives a rat’s ass if others find her appealing.

Clearly this one-time hottie is suffering from an advanced case of Crone’s Disease.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 09, 2019

workplace apparitions

A phenomenon that occurs more and more frequently the longer you remain at the same worksite, an artifact of your cohorts retiring or dying.

This has been a very heavy week for workplace apparitions.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 01, 2019

Mickeyphile

A person who lives and breathes all things related to the disarming Disney rodent who has charmed much of the modern world.

My workmate is a diehard Mickeyphile who can only bring himself to vacation at Disney resorts.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 21, 2018