Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

donuthead

The equivalent of a crackhead, but with donuts.

Two dozen donuts later, she came back from her break in a donuthead stupor, entirely unaware of how obvious it was to her workmates.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 10, 2019

groovething

What you shake on the dance floor, like your booty, but it’s your whole body movin’ to the music.

Peaches and Herb first taught me how to shake my groovething, ya-ya.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 10, 2019

Humpty Trumpty

A cautionary yet optimistic nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Humpty Trumpty sat on his wall, Humpty Trumpty had a big fall.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

trumphump

An extremely expensive fuck usually costing a guy more than $100,000.

Most guys are unable to afford trying to hide the fact of a fuck but the rich dudes continue to trumphump.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

Trumpadumphisass

An increasingly uttered nickname for the tantrum throwing dufus with the orange woolly mammoth on his head.

Once wishing for a spot on Sesame Street, Trumpadumphisass is now about to lose his spot as the Grabber in Chief.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

thrift shop masochism

An insatiable need to go into every thrift store you see and buy something uniquely hideous no matter how badly you wish you could just keep going.

My thrift shop masochism has intensified beyond a manageable stage since I saw Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ video masterpiece.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

trumpfrump

The term for the older model wives that will fall by the wayside to make room for the newer models as the Grabber in Chief also ages poorly.

It had become apparent to everyone that Melania had finally become just another trumpfrump.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019