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bunman

A nickname for a guy who is really into rabbits.
I wouldn’t call my husband a bunman exactly, but he’s a good father to my rabbits!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2020
mugGet the bunmanmug.

buttweevils

The small beetles that feed on the debris lodged in a particularly unclean person’s asshole hair.
Not having seen him for over a decade, I never imagined that my ex could harbor such a horrific case of buttweevils.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019
mugGet the buttweevilsmug.

phantom laugh track

An illusion experienced by would-be comedians, consisting of a raucous laugh track playing in their minds every time they think they’ve said something funny.
He would pause after each funny-bomb he dropped, waiting for the phantom laugh track to die down so he could continue his random and pathetic attempts at humor.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2020
mugGet the phantom laugh trackmug.

chatservice

A useful telephonic service provided to folks who need verbal contact that is not of a crisis nature.
I’ve hired an excellent chatservice to talk with my loquacious husband for a half hour each night so that I might have a little break!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021
mugGet the chatservicemug.

Pandemic Paranoia

An “over the topresponse to the Covid-19 Pandemic that causes a person to take what appears to be extreme measures.
Sadly, her Pandemic Paranoia was so entrenched that she could not venture out into the world without making a complete fool of herself!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
mugGet the Pandemic Paranoiamug.

Vice President Dense

A fitting nickname for the US Genius in Chief’s second in command, Mike Pence.
Vice President Dense stood on the sidelines with that bland semi-smile and oddly hollow look through the eyes that is vaguely suggestive of a person who has just farted in public and knows that the stench is going to be deadly for all nearby.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019
mugGet the Vice President Densemug.

fake first family

The underlying truth about all of these horrifying plastic poseur weirdos who are currently in the 2019 White House.
These people barely know one another, they are an entirely fake first family, all practically bribed to come aboard.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019
mugGet the fake first familymug.

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