Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

change of menu 

When attorneys seek to change the court venue to a large city due to problems with lunch selection.

Judge, we are unable to find anything whatsoever to eat, the restaurant pool is exceedingly limited, so therefore we move for a change of menu!

change of menu by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

workplace mole

An unethical person, usually with zero self-respect or identity, who is willing to spy on colleagues in the workplace for the pathetic emotional goodies provided from administrative puppet masters.

Of course he is a vile workplace mole, why do you think they moved him into our department?

workplace mole by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

workplace hoarder 

That older colleague whose office is unable to be cleaned by the cleaning crew because they believe in “keeping hard copies.”

I am most deeply offended by the term “workplace hoarder” and NO, you may NOT touch that stack, it contains the most lucrative accounts we have serviced, all the way back to 1982!

workplace hoarder by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

Phantom of the Workplace

Just as with the Phantom of the Opera, you would like to unmask this workplace thief who is always pilfering something.

The elusive and mentally unstable Phantom of the Workplace has apparently lifted all of my tampons from my drawer last night!

Phantom of the Workplace by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

trumpmind 

An American whose mind is entirely made up that the Trumpster is the best we can do, no matter what he does.

Trumpmind is not a cult, we have America’s best interests at the forefront of our minds at all times; White America, that is.

trumpmind by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

bunmind

A mentality with concerns that only a rabbit would have.

I have withdrawn from the human race, but just for the weekend, and I intend to be totally in a state of bunmind.

bunmind by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

yapmasters 

Neighbors who are entitled and un-neighborly insofar as they see no problem with allowing their yappy little dogs to disturb the peace, both day and night.

We live behind the ultimate yapmasters; they actually had the balls to report us to the Police for reporting them to the Animal Control Officer!

yapmasters by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019