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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Squat Queen 

A woman adept at the deepest, most sexually provocative workout squat in the entire gym.
I looked up and glimpsed that glorious Squat Queen and could not dare venture into a standing position for at least five minutes.
Squat Queen by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

The Three Stooges 

Historically a vaudeville comedy team who worked from 1922 to 1970, consisting of Larry, Moe and Curly, but now more popularly known to consist of the 45th POTUS, Attorney General William Barr and Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo.
The Three Stooges are endlessly doing their pratfalls and creating political comedy; they just cannot keep their stories straight!
The Three Stooges by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Dirty Underwear Club 

A worldwide underground club that has members who attempt to outdo one another for the most days and nights of wearing the same pair of underwear without washing them.
Late at night when we’re all by ourselves, we log onto the Dirty Underwear Club website with our reports of “another day in the same pair” until one of us pathetic loser dirtbags wins and then it’s a sleazy award that we can’t really show anyone because it’s so disgraceful and disgusting; but we are, in that moment, a winner.

owl people 

Slang for those who are mostly nocturnal, stealthy, very intelligent and watching others closely, usually holding the wider viewpoint about things in general.
The owl people are very good to know, they are the ones who can help you reset your course when you feel lost or indecisive.
owl people by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

Buffalo Barbie 

One of the many Barbie incarnations, this particular one being the early West settler who built her own log cabin Barbie Dreamhouse, all on her own.
Buffalo Barbie was, according to historical texts, never really that interested in men, other than for friendship of course.
Buffalo Barbie by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

Mr. Almost Right

A term for a man who is near-perfect marriage material but who is not quite “Mr. Right.“
I know that I can mold him into the perfect husband eventually, I mean this guy is so close really, he’s my Mr. Almost Right!
Mr. Almost Right by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

rabbit people 

The rabbit people are against all war and actions that are against life, including violence against the Earth; shit, they’re total herbivores.
rabbit people by Dr Bunnygirl November 2, 2019