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An increasingly popular nickname for the Fox News buffoon, Tucker Carlson.
As a person who appears to believe whatever disinformation he is told, no matter what the source, and then function as a highly paid purveyor of extremist bullshit, Sucker Carlson has been cherry-picked as the mouthpiece for right-wing fascist authoritarianism.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2022
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One of the most highly anticipated social aspects indicative of the imminent end of the Coronavirus Pandemic.
As we look around we see that folks everywhere are resuming handshakes!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021
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The question falling from the UD addict’s lips every 15 minutes in an effort to fill the empty personal void and become momentarily visible when one of their pathetic submissions is accepted.
She followed her family members around like a neglected puppy asking, “Hey, do you have a minute?” while endlessly hoping they wouldn’t scatter like cockroaches at the sound of her voice as they always did.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021
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45’s special pet name for news channel staffers who aired his absurd black Sharpie pen shitshow as he tried to legitimize a fake story he’d concocted that a portion of Alabama was in the path of Hurricane Dorian.
C’mon you fake news fuckheads, just lemme get this fake bullshit on the air for two minutes and then those Polacks will accept my whole cancellation story that I pulled outta my ass!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019
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Another way of saying that someone does not have a reliable sense of time.
I’ve spent my life trying to pin down the complex interaction between genetic and environmental factors that have gone into my well-known and intractable distorted time lens.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023
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When what you can afford is what you can steal and sell.
Crackhead economics is a simple sustaining system that doesn’t require any education, talent or planning ability, addiction is the only motivation you need!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2020
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A term that describes the distortion that occurs when someone who’s an only child who grew up regularly distorting or misperceiving time intervals ballparks how long something is going to take.
When she gives me one of her only child timeframe estimates, I just double it so I don’t lose my mind.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023
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