Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

lumpatrump

The dense mass of mind-bending news information metastasizing throughout the day.

Hit with a lumpatrump at the end of the workday, it’s hard to go for my evening run.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

spousehearing

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.

He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

Bannonism

The pseudo-art of defending someone or something that has no soul or substance, that which is utterly indefensible.

Bannonism strikes again, he’s hoping you’ll be fearful enough and stupid enough to buy his nonlinear and psychotic bullshit.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2017

grungas

The built- up secretions that create clumps in the hair surrounding your asshole.

He spends the majority of his shower time diligently eradicating stubborn grungas.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 1, 2018

workplace time warp

The phenomenon of losing track of time at work after falling down a compelling conversational rabbit hole with a workmate.

That two-and-a-half hour workplace time warp almost got my ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

Putin’s Bitch

A nickname used around the world for the 45th President of the United States.

Being Putin’s Bitch is the price he pays for his unrestrained, rip-snorting pussy grabbing habit caught on tape in hotels all across Moscow.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

clear runway

An empty anal chamber whose pristine status allows the fart to exit with powerful resonance.

It startled you out of your sleep like that because I had a clear runway.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018