Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Mofo in Chief 

Just another one of the many impossible to fathom nicknames for the 45th POTUS.

Dat dude chill, he da Mofo in Chief fo’ sho.

Mofo in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020

COVIDwhat? 

A derisive nickname that disingenuously implies ignorance of COVID-19, thereby resulting in the implication that it is not the potentially dire condition it truly is.

Let’s try to keep our hands to ourselves during COVIDwhat? so we can look like we give a shit.

COVIDwhat? by Dr Bunnygirl April 14, 2020

Pandemic Pimp

An opportunistic seller of sexual contact during lonely COVID nights, profiting off the isolation many are experiencing so intensely.

After being laid off, I got myself quickly up and running in a brand new business as a Pandemic Pimp!

Pandemic Pimp by Dr Bunnygirl April 8, 2020

Pandemic Life 

A term used post-COVID-19 for life as we now know it.

She inquired about our new normal, asking “So how’s Pandemic Life?”

Pandemic Life by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2020

Coronagut

That chronic painful burning sensation in the pit of your stomach reminding you that COVID-19 is our new normal.

You’re not sick, it’s just Coronagut!

Coronagut by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronaphone 

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.

Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.

Coronaphone by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

Coronadeathwish 

The desire to end one’s own life by contracting the Coronavirus.

Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.

Coronadeathwish by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2020