Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

decomposing rat fart 

A class of fart above all other farts, it is the most rank and horrific fart known to humankind.

I will never forget that final decomposing rat fart my father passed postmortem.

decomposing rat fart by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

slow Pompeo lobster boil 

Slang for Pompeo’s slow decline into political death as all of his obscenely piggish and self-aggrandizing acts come to light.

We are all watching the slow Pompeo lobster boil; he is already apparently losing consciousness as he lamely tries to defend himself.

slow Pompeo lobster boil by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Sir Fartsalot 

A nickname for the 45th POTUS because he is passing gas every time he speaks.

Look at Sir Fartsalot as he flails with his panicky little hands!

Sir Fartsalot by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

trophification 

To make someone into a trophy for yourself, usually accomplished by buying them in the context of a marriage.

The Buffoon in Chief clearly engages in and excels in serial trophification.

trophification by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2020

dropping a blog 

A sardonic reference to the reality that sometimes blogging is about as meaningful as evacuating one’s bowels.

I gotta go online as I be dropping a blog!

dropping a blog by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2020

Plague President 

The Trumpster will surely go down in history as the Plague President.

As the Plague President, I feel it is my duty to take hydroxychloroquine!

Plague President by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2020

Tragic Ass Syndrome 

A syndrome describing a person’s ass when it is either flattened or exposed in such a manner as to make you wish you had never seen it.

When he leaned over to pick up his dog’s steaming turd, it became painfully apparent that he was suffering from a bad case of Tragic Ass Syndrome.

Tragic Ass Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020