Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

awfulling

The act of making everything awful.

She had a knack for awfulling that put everyone into a funk.

awfulling by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020

stupidification of America 

The blowback of having data at your fingertips 24/7.

I could feel my intelligence dimming the moment I held my first smartphone and I knew that I was buying into the mass stupidification of America.

stupidification of America by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020

grizzly therapy 

A very fast-paced and highly successful psychotherapy that puts normal neurotics into the wild and running from grizzly bears guarding their young.

I tried a single course of grizzly therapy and was miraculously cured!

grizzly therapy by Dr Bunnygirl May 24, 2020

asscrack tomatoes 

Cherry tomatoes grown between the “cheeks,” around one’s asshole, sprouted from the dark, hairy, brown environment.

A fave hobby of the incarcerated male, asscrack tomatoes can be added to the typically vitamin and enzyme deficient salads routinely served by the state.

asscrack tomatoes by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

hug monkey 

A love-addicted oddball monkey who will enthusiastically hug you until you can no longer get any air.

I felt the hug monkey squeezing me with all of its might... and then I realized it was going to kill me!

hug monkey by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

Kushner shit smelling face 

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.

The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.

Kushner shit smelling face by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

Kushnerphobia 

A disabling clinical level of intense fear of Jared or Ivanka Kushner.

My own Kushnerphobia began with seeing their huge, expressionless faces on a big screen TV!

Kushnerphobia by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020