Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
the Great Orange Whale
Ever so harpoonable for so many reasons, the Great Orange Whale will not likely be the Republican nominee because the people don’t really want him to step back into the White House so he can damage the democracy any more than he already has.
the Great Orange Whale by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
doom loop
A slang term used to describe when someone or something is plummeting and spiraling downward to the point of no return.
San Francisco has been recently noted to be entering what is seen by many as a “doom loop,” due to the high vacancy rates in offices and shops downtown post-COVID, increasing homelessness, open drug use, empty streets and rampant crime.
doom loop by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2023
meatophile
It was such a horrific shock to learn that he was not in fact a strict vegetarian as he’d conveyed, but actually a closet meatophile.
meatophile by Dr Bunnygirl July 10, 2023
authentifuckation
Gritty slang for the absurd and insanity-provoking multi-step process that is part of doing anything online these days in order to prove beyond any possible doubt that you are in fact you.
After multiple attempts to get into my own phone in a moment of panicked need, the authentifuckation process got the best of me and I needed to be placed on a 5150 hold when I began repeatedly bashing my iPhone against a building and screaming obscenities at the top of my lungs.
authentifuckation by Dr Bunnygirl July 8, 2023
Sudden Russian Death Syndrome
A darkly tongue-in-cheek “syndrome” that has been coined to capture the ugly fact that dissenting Russians are repeatedly being murdered via poisonings, mysteriously falling from towering balconies or just run-of-the-mill unexplained disappearances, at the behest of the Kremlin.
Putie the Warmonger has always flaunted his unrestricted power by publicly eliminating uppity Russians and blaming it on Sudden Russian Death Syndrome since it effectively scares the shit out of others who may be contemplating disobedience themselves.
Sudden Russian Death Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2023
serial fabulist
A term that has become popularized by the outrageous and repeatedly mendacious behavior of Congressman George Santos.
Well yes, I most certainly do realize that my mythomaniacal son is a lifelong serial fabulist but that doesn’t mean I should leave him to the bloodthirsty butt sharks circling him in jail, so I did what any parent would do, I paid his bail, OK?
serial fabulist by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2023