Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

Trumpadumphisass

An increasingly uttered nickname for the tantrum throwing dufus with the orange woolly mammoth on his head.

Once wishing for a spot on Sesame Street, Trumpadumphisass is now about to lose his spot as the Grabber in Chief.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

thrift shop masochism

An insatiable need to go into every thrift store you see and buy something uniquely hideous no matter how badly you wish you could just keep going.

My thrift shop masochism has intensified beyond a manageable stage since I saw Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ video masterpiece.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

trumpfrump

The term for the older model wives that will fall by the wayside to make room for the newer models as the Grabber in Chief also ages poorly.

It had become apparent to everyone that Melania had finally become just another trumpfrump.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Unicorn Planet

A world of almost unimaginable gentleness, inner strength and rainbow-illuminated beauty that exists within more evolved humans.

Welcome to my wondrous world known as the Unicorn Planet, where kindness rules and there is no need for borders or politics.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Radical Ignorance

The original name of the Make America Great Again movement before they came up with something less self-deprecating.

Let’s come up with something a little more patriotic sounding, I’m afraid that Radical Ignorance just doesn’t cut it.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

bunnylove

The sweetest, most bonded, caring and devoted love known to exist.

Their love was an everlasting bunnylove that could not be broken, except by death.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

digital underwear

Something you need to keep yourself safe from the online predators that will try to get you where the sun don’t shine.

I got my digital underwear on 24/7 man, I don’t trust those sleazy fukkas for a second.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019