Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Covid Misconduct Disorder 

A newly identified psychological disorder characterized by not complying with governmental health directives for public behavior during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Fuck the state for telling me what to do and fuck yes, I most certainly do have a serious case of Covid Misconduct Disorder!

Covid Misconduct Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

changing the channel 

When two exceedingly close people are talking and they change topics abruptly or speak in partial sentences but at all times know exactly what the other is talking about without losing a beat.

These two keep changing the channel but their highly attuned bat-like radar lets them stay totally in touch!

changing the channel by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

thug PR 

A term that describes the deliberate management of the release and spread of information about thugs and thug life.

At that time in my life I was doing mostly thug PR which was frankly just another glorified thug job which made me believe I was doing something legitimate.

thug PR by Dr Bunnygirl June 21, 2020

institutionalized incompetence 

When a dysfunctional institution teaches and embraces incompetence as though it is the pinnacle of competence because it is so embedded in its culture.

How does one truthfully explain something like the post office or the prison industrial system to a child without in some way making a reference to institutionalized incompetence?

institutionalized incompetence by Dr Bunnygirl June 21, 2020

smarm alarm 

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.

Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!

smarm alarm by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020

rabbittard 

A person who is entirely preoccupied with rabbits and their behavior.

My rabbittard sister recently said, “I’ve been noticing that our parents are primarily crepuscular and we all have quite a salad habit so I’m starting to seriously wonder about our genetic background.”

rabbittard by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020

minddumping 

A description of speaking the contents of your head without really thinking about any of it.

She had a serious minddumping habit going on, one that her husband was the unlucky beneficiary of, almost every day after working at the prison.

minddumping by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020