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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Game of Thrones 

A contest in which drunk folks hunt down as many public restrooms in one hour as possible and tally the number of thrones on which they’ve taken a dump.
He keeps going through snow and sleet and always nails this Game of Thrones sitting down, that’s why we call him we call him the King!

CPR Alpacas 

Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.
Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!
CPR Alpacas by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.
After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!

nocturnal commissions 

A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.
Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!

White House Lives Matter 

A phrase the Racist in Chief has been heard loudly and repeatedly muttering to himself behind his closed bedroom door over the last few days.
These Black Lives Matter homegrown terrorists are trying to silence all of us in here, they’re hogging all the press for themselves with their fires and such and we’re not gonna be stuck on the back burner just because we’re not throwing Molotov cocktails; they’re gonna be forced to recognize when they lose the right to vote again that our White House Lives Matter!

Mr Funnypants 

A character populating the mind of an avid cartoonaphile who is a total goofball and whose every breath, move and statement is incapacitatingly funny.
Please stop, Mr Funnypants, I’ve laughed myself nearly to death thanks to your unrelenting twisted commentary!
Mr Funnypants by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Morse farting 

Named after inventor Samuel Morse, patterns of flatulence consisting of dits and dahs which can also be transcribed, most commonly onto toilet paper in the form of dots and dashes.
From his earliest youth my father demonstrated an innate talent for Morse farting for which he was, much later in his long and charmed life, eventually formally recognized for his feats of brilliant farting.
Morse farting by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020