Dempanic

A disparaging term devised by extremist right-wingers to suggest that the COVID-19 pandemic is s hysterical magnification by Democrats of a typical flu virus.
We like to call the Pandemic the Dempanic because the left-wing fake news is trying to incite mass fear among all the other pussy Democrats shivering in their Trump-hating pinko-boots by showing all that death and dying right as white supremacy is finally starting to be seen as all-American again!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2020
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When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020
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twitterblasts

The sudden torrents of rank, gaseous bullshit regularly expelled by the 45th President of the United States.
So many twitterblasts come blowing out of this asshole on a regular basis.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2019
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smarm alarm

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.
Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020
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checksnorter

A person whose very first action after getting paid is to snort whatever recreational drug they can get their hands on and not stop until the funds are gone.
There’s no way that checksnorter can even have a bank account, there would be nothing in it.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018
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A well-known phrase that’s very applicable today to our 45th POTUS and the impeachment inquiry which essentially means that if you treat others badly, it will come back to you eventually.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 07, 2019
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yardturding

Slang for the highly immature but gratifying act of taking a steaming dump into the front yard of an unruly and annoying neighbor.
Yup, last night we masked-up and went yardturding, making 3 pitstops to hit all the neighbors who surround our previously nearly idyllic little slice of the world.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 08, 2019
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