Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
straight crazy turdfucker
I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!
straight crazy turdfucker by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
telemagical
When someone or something looks breathtakingly beautiful or awesomely incredible in an iPhone image.
Somehow he got his ugly ass to look more like the world’s most desirable super stud by creating a most telemagical shot.
telemagical by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
Selfie Ravine
A surreally seductive and beautiful location where many potentially breathtaking selfies have sadly never been sent to anyone due to the fact that the heroic selfie seekers had slid unexpectedly and precipitously to their deaths, tumbling to the savage bottom of this steep and slippery ravine.
It was a truly horrific tragedy, after the Labor Day weekend, we found at least fifteen Summer clothing-clad bodies still clutching their shattered cellphones at the bottom of Selfie Ravine.
Selfie Ravine by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
Whac-A-Turd
A spinoff arcade game a la Whac-A-Mole, wherein seriously drunk partygoers are convinced to whack real turds that pop up with a rubber mallet to win more drinks.
Whac-A-Turd is a horrifically messy, gooey game whose stink can be the absolute worst, but for sure the drinks make it all totally worthwhile!
Whac-A-Turd by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019
trumpturding
A most certainly immature and adolescent type of prank, although primitively gratifying, involving dropping a steaming turd onto anything belonging to anyone named Trump.
We booked ourselves a delightful room at Mar-A-Lago and after our dinner and some fine champagne, we generously tipped a few staff members to look the other way and had a field day trumpturding all the way from the moonlit gazebos to the family’s specially housed golf carts!
trumpturding by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019
Whac-A-Trump
A new spin-off arcade game, a la Whac-A-Mole, wherein enthusiastic American citizens use a mallet to whack small pop-up plastic replicas of Trump family members.
As it is with Whac-A-Mole, one’s sense of the whole Whac-A-Trump endeavor is one of victorious momentary intense elation at a successfully delivered hit which is immediately followed by an awareness of utter futility as the others tirelessly pop up, mirroring what is possibly an awareness that even if the Trumpster does get impeached, the innumerable progeny will continue to roam the planet, popping up from their hidden multi-million dollar, gated hovels to profit from everything that might ever bear their name, including this game.
Whac-A-Trump by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019