150 definitions by Downvoting Victim
An age where kids don't want to be kids, even though pricing at movie theaters and most restaurants says that still are, and their mentality is child-like.
"I wanna seeeejqp Innn da Miggz, one TWELVE." Wiggadawgshit sticks out his chest, showing he is NOT a child. "One twelve" is the way for a 12 year old to order a child's ticket...
by Downvoting Victim December 21, 2005
by Downvoting Victim March 14, 2022
Jose obsessed over batting averages and RBI because he was too dense to comprehend wins above replacement and BABIP. What a casual fan!
by Downvoting Victim October 5, 2021
by Downvoting Victim August 12, 2021
The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.
by Downvoting Victim March 4, 2012
A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.
A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.
A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.
Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.
Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.
Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.
by Downvoting Victim August 26, 2011
Very young children singing.
They have no sense of pitch or rhythm, so this is what you get.
See Kidz Bop
They have no sense of pitch or rhythm, so this is what you get.
See Kidz Bop
The karaoke at Great America was plagued by a sqaudron of little kids and their non-rhythmic chanting of already-awful pop music.
by Downvoting Victim February 13, 2011