Immortal Soul

Ye shall not surely die. For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods...
by Downstrike October 05, 2004
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Windows Update

The latest Windows Update was supposed to be SP2. But it downdated several things, so I had to update them again.
by Downstrike September 14, 2004
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railroad

Literal meanings:

1. N., A roadway paved with a track made of rails, upon which locomotives push or pull a train of cars or trailers carrying people or freight.

2. Adj., Pertaining to such a roadway or the trains that travel upon it.

3. N., The industry of transporting people or freight by rail, or one or more of the companies within that industry.

4. Adj., Pertaining to that industry.

5. V., Transport upon a railroad.

Slang meanings:

1. V., to coerce, trick, or seduce others into a course of action that they would not otherwise choose. This includes, but is not limited to, specifically sexual situations.

2. N., Eleven, as if the two parallel numerals were the rails of a railroad track.
Literal: Southern Pacific (3) railroad's old (2) railroad cars can still be found along abandoned stretches of (1) railroad, because the industry can't be bothered to (5) railroad them to (4) railroad stations.

Slang:

1. Popular culture isn't going to be railroaded into adopting a narrow-mindedly specific sexual situation as the definition of railroad simply because someone described his favorite life experience as an UrbanDictionary definition.

2. We use the 802-railroad-G wireless protocol. (See WAP and 802.11g.)
by Downstrike October 10, 2005
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arse

What the British write when they mean to write ass. As with most words, their pronunciation is quite pretentious too.

There's nothing wrong with the way the British spell America. It's arse that they spell incorrectly.
Come on Dover!

Cem on Dewvuh!

Mewv yer blewmin aws!
by Downstrike January 02, 2007
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TV Evangelism

Scandal in the name of Jesus. See shit happens.
My aunt sent Billy Graham some money once, and after that, his harassment specialists pestered her for more money every month until she changed her number. She never did that again!
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
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rock beat

The rythm that's been driving the best music since the 60s.
See American Graffiti for some examples of early rock beats.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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duh-weeb

Dweeb spelled phonetically so dweebs can find it.
Duh-weebs are the last ones to know that they are dweebs because they can't find the definition of the word.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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