Rapture

When the meek shall inherit the earth, and the wicked will be no more.

That's OK, the fundies were planning on leaving any way.

by Downstrike October 05, 2004

masturbation

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.

Huh?

Masturbation.

Oh, of course!

by Downstrike September 19, 2006

SP2

1. MyCrudSoft sWindles XP Service Pack Two.

2. The most malicious computer trojan ever!

SP2 is the leading causes of DCS this month.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

supository

In slanguage, sarcastic yes; a contraction of "supposedly pository". Sarcasm is emphasized by the resemblance to the word suppository. See also, negatory.

CBer 1: Hey good buddy, is this radidio bodacious?

CBer d: Supository, and I ain't your good body!

by Downstrike September 15, 2004

publish

To make content available to the public by any means, either for a cost, or for free.

Far too much pure nonsense is published on the World Wide Web, and especially on UrbanDictionary.com.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

sucks the big dick

1. adj. Describing something horrific, or at least undesirable.

2. v. Dies.

When you suck the big dick, that really sucks the big dick!

by Downstrike July 10, 2004

Disobedient Computer Syndrome

A pandemic malady afflicting most anyone who uses hardware, software, and an operating system together. Add a network operating system or proprietary Internet connection software, and you have an acute case on your hands.

Abbreviation: DCS

Ever since I installed SP2, this blasted PC exhibits DCS by lipping off, (see lip off}, at me about the stupidest things instead of doing the task I gave it.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004