Douglas Young's definitions

play it cool

To pretend you're not as anxious as you really are; usually used in terms of dating, deals, or any life-altering events.

Dude let HER call YOU, it's only been two days-- play it cool.

by Douglas Young December 26, 2007

swords

Don't fuckin' touch swords!

Swords'll cut your fuckin' hands off!

by Douglas Young October 7, 2007

faux vibe

When you thought your cell phone vibrated in your pocket but it didn't, and what's worse-- it's not even in that pocket.

Dude I think I need to go to the doctor, I've been getting faux vibes all day.

by Douglas Young December 4, 2007

ABP

Adblock Plus, an extension for FireFox that prevents ads from ever being displayed.

Until Google Chrome gets ABP, speed doesn't matter

by Douglas Young October 21, 2008

District B13

A French film starring David Belle and Cyril Raffaelli. Produced by Luc Besson (The Fifth Element, Leon: The Professional), District B13 is one of the films introducing parkour to the action genre. It features some of those most intense chase scenes you will ever see, none of which use CG. It was written after seeing David & Cyril's stuntman portfolio as an excuse to put the two together in a film. The result is breathtaking, and has even been ripped off in newer movies like Casino Royale's opening chase scene (except again, District B13 didn't use any CG). Go see it, or at least YouTube the opening chase scene.

God damn I wish I could move like they do in District B13, I wouldn't ever need a car if I did.

by Douglas Young October 8, 2007

godballs

a curse word i made up that is surprisingly effective and adequate, you are free to spread it as you please. it means nothing, really. perhaps they are the balls of a god.

godBALLS that's fuckin retarded!

by Douglas Young September 27, 2008

go tit

A common Freudian slip through the fingers during a chat session, usually made when one is thinking about sex.

Lucy: See you at 8.
Dave: You go tit.
Lucy: ...what?
Dave: Err, you goat tit.
Lucy: ...WHAT??
Dave: UHH, YOU GOT TITS. OH JESUS! WHY CAN'T I CONTROL MY FINGERS POOPERLY. OH GOD.

by Douglas Young January 9, 2008