Doug W.'s definitions

suds'd up wacker

handjob in the shower using shampoo or soap as lube

1.hey babe scince your in here with me, how about a suds'd up wacker ?
2. bubba's first wife jill didn't even give him a suds'd up wacker on his wedding night

by Doug W. February 13, 2008

peter hawk

a man who you always catch sneaking a peek at your package when your around them

dude, did you ever notice that frank is a real peter hawk? he's always staring at my junk when he thinks i'm not looking!

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

making maps of hawaii

ejaculating on your girlfriends back or stomach

i love making maps of hawaii

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

worm wrangler

derogatory term for a homo who likes group sex

i felt like a real worm wrangler the other night in the men's room

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

trying on eachothers assholes

implied Frenzy of gay sex involving two or more of your buddies.

hey ron, where the hell were you and dave all day yesterday?, most likely trying on eachothers assholes

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

manta ray

the appearance of a manta ray's mouth in the vaginal region produced when a husky woman wears spandex or any other tight fitting lightweight material.

nice bike shorts tubby, it looks like your smuggling a manta ray

by Doug W. February 12, 2008