bullnose

gathering up your penis and testicles in a fist for presentation to your meatgazer buddies

you get 2 kicks in the ass each for looking at my bullnose you faggots!

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

tank commander

when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time

hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

manta ray

the appearance of a manta ray's mouth in the vaginal region produced when a husky woman wears spandex or any other tight fitting lightweight material.

nice bike shorts tubby, it looks like your smuggling a manta ray

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

dong chomper

a person who enjoys biting the penis while performing a blowjob

i swear jim is a dong chomper

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

LBJ

spanish blowjob, it's the only spanish i know

exuse me senora, how many pesos for LBJ

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

trying on eachothers assholes

implied Frenzy of gay sex involving two or more of your buddies.

hey ron, where the hell were you and dave all day yesterday?, most likely trying on eachothers assholes

by Doug W. February 10, 2008