Doug W.'s definitions

homoquaticas

man who enjoys being pissed on by another dude

i am homoquaticas, king of the golden showers

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

LBJ

spanish blowjob, it's the only spanish i know

exuse me senora, how many pesos for LBJ

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

honkin bobo

clean way to refer to a blowjob in mixed company.

hey pumpkin how about honkin bobo for me tonight?

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

tank commander

when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time

hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

worm wrangler

derogatory term for a homo who likes group sex

i felt like a real worm wrangler the other night in the men's room

by Doug W. February 10, 2008