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baggy pants

Baggy Pants is a fad in the wigger community where they were cloths a couple of sizes bigger. This actually started in the early 1980's by african-american shoplifters to allow more room to store stolen items in. The act of baggy pants was "copied" by the wigger community without knowing the meaning.
Strangly enough, african-americangang members do not wear them during times of street fights. Having your pants at your knees limits mobility.
You can always tell a dumb wigger by those baggy pants.
by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005
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drunk catcher

A drunk catcher is an area where drunk drivers commonly crash. Usually at the end of long straightaways. Commonly marked by tire skid marks and damage to the guardrails.
A drunk catcher can often refer to the guardrails themselves.
Very common in rural areas.
Common drunk catcher areas include:
Sharp curves
Dead ends
Stop signs
by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005
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spyware

Spyware and Adware cripple more computers per day than any computer virus ever has.

Spyware steals your bandwidth, that you pay for, to send back data as often as every 30 seconds. With a large amount of spyware, your internet will slow down to a crawl. Browser Hijackers are a common form of spyware / Adware.

Most big name computers come with spyware / adware preinstalled. Some spyware / adware will open ports for downloading even more spyware / adware automaticly.

The only PROVEN way to remove spyware and adware is with "Ad-Aware" and "Spybot Search and Destroy" both are free! To help prevent spyware the only PROVEN way is "Spyware Blaster", also free. All these require updates weekly to keep clean.

If installing a P2P or Shareware program that has spyware, DON'T BUY THE FULL VERSION. The only reason these companies are still in business is because of fools and their money. Don't use it and don't buy it!!! Although a program itself may not be spyware/adware, it will have it bundled with it.

Stick with Media Player!!! Most others are infected with spyware or adware.

Google a product before trying it!

Examples for Google Searches:

"Realone spyware"
"Gator spyware"
"Comet Cursor spyware"
"AIM spyware"
"Wildtangent Spyware"
"weatherbug spyware"
"__________ spyware" (fill in the blank with anything you are thinking about installing) If no results are found, try replacing the word "spyware" with the word "adware".

Fact: Google is only known search website that doesn't have some form of Spyware or Adware. Great homepage!

Beware of bogus spyware removal software. Here is a tip! If they advertise their products with pop-ups, banner ads, and etc. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!

Tip: Try Mozilla's Firefox with the adblock extension. This will help you block all those spyware ads on website.
Castle Cops will help with the removal of spyware, adware, and browser hijackers, for free.
by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005
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Nuke France

Term used for total Disgust with France's Anti-America stance. There term doesn't mean to litterily drop a bomb on France, but that no one would miss them if they were gone.
Hey dude! Check out my Nuke France shirt I bought online!
by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005
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flash

The largest source for web site based computer viruses. Flash is also one of the most hated things by surfers. Surfers always want HTML first and formost without all the intro show of flash. Most computer security minded people uninstall Macromedia and/or Flash plugins to keep their browser running better and virus free.
Don't belive it?? Create two versions of your website. On your Flash into, but a skip button that takes them to the HTML version. After a couple of months, check which page counter is higher.
Macromedia's Shockwave & Flash is #3 of most hated things surfers hate to see.
#1. Pop-Ups / Pop Unders
#2. Music that plays over and over and etc.
#3 Shockwave or Flash graphics. Content is always beter.
by Doug Hightower September 24, 2005
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Shaved Pussy

Shaved Pussy is a term used for a pussy that has been shaved BALD. Not trimmed or little hitler. The end results leaves the area smooth and a whole lot cleaner. More and More men favor women with shaved pussy. The reason most men prefer shaved pussy is to avoid the "Popcorn Hull effect". (Hair stuck in the base of the throat or a base of tounge)
Shaved Pussy is better to eat!
by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005
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ipod

The Most Expensive way to listen to music.
If have two options. Pay $10,000 to download 10,000 mp3's for Ipod, or pay $14.95 and download 10,000 mp3. hmmmm
by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005
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