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Spyware and Adware cripple more computers per day than any computer virus ever has.
Spyware steals your bandwidth, that you pay for, to send back data as often as every 30 seconds. With a large amount of spyware, your internet will slow down to a crawl. Browser Hijackers are a common form of spyware / Adware.
Most big name computers come with spyware / adware preinstalled. Some spyware / adware will open ports for downloading even more spyware / adware automaticly.
The only PROVEN way to remove spyware and adware is with "Ad-Aware" and "Spybot Search and Destroy" both are free! To help prevent spyware the only PROVEN way is "Spyware Blaster", also free. All these require updates weekly to keep clean.
If installing a P2P or Shareware program that has spyware, DON'T BUY THE FULL VERSION. The only reason these companies are still in business is because of fools and their money. Don't use it and don't buy it!!! Although a program itself may not be spyware/adware, it will have it bundled with it.
Stick with Media Player!!! Most others are infected with spyware or adware.
Google a product before trying it!
Examples for Google Searches:
"Realone spyware"
"Gator spyware"
"Comet Cursor spyware"
"AIM spyware"
"Wildtangent Spyware"
"weatherbug spyware"
"__________ spyware" (fill in the blank with anything you are thinking about installing) If no results are found, try replacing the word "spyware" with the word "adware".
Fact: Google is only known search website that doesn't have some form of Spyware or Adware. Great homepage!
Beware of bogus spyware removal software. Here is a tip! If they advertise their products with pop-ups, banner ads, and etc. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!
Tip: Try Mozilla's Firefox with the adblock extension. This will help you block all those spyware ads on website.
Spyware steals your bandwidth, that you pay for, to send back data as often as every 30 seconds. With a large amount of spyware, your internet will slow down to a crawl. Browser Hijackers are a common form of spyware / Adware.
Most big name computers come with spyware / adware preinstalled. Some spyware / adware will open ports for downloading even more spyware / adware automaticly.
The only PROVEN way to remove spyware and adware is with "Ad-Aware" and "Spybot Search and Destroy" both are free! To help prevent spyware the only PROVEN way is "Spyware Blaster", also free. All these require updates weekly to keep clean.
If installing a P2P or Shareware program that has spyware, DON'T BUY THE FULL VERSION. The only reason these companies are still in business is because of fools and their money. Don't use it and don't buy it!!! Although a program itself may not be spyware/adware, it will have it bundled with it.
Stick with Media Player!!! Most others are infected with spyware or adware.
Google a product before trying it!
Examples for Google Searches:
"Realone spyware"
"Gator spyware"
"Comet Cursor spyware"
"AIM spyware"
"Wildtangent Spyware"
"weatherbug spyware"
"__________ spyware" (fill in the blank with anything you are thinking about installing) If no results are found, try replacing the word "spyware" with the word "adware".
Fact: Google is only known search website that doesn't have some form of Spyware or Adware. Great homepage!
Beware of bogus spyware removal software. Here is a tip! If they advertise their products with pop-ups, banner ads, and etc. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!
Tip: Try Mozilla's Firefox with the adblock extension. This will help you block all those spyware ads on website.
by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005
Get the spyware mug.Baggy Pants is a fad in the wigger community where they were cloths a couple of sizes bigger. This actually started in the early 1980's by african-american shoplifters to allow more room to store stolen items in. The act of baggy pants was "copied" by the wigger community without knowing the meaning.
Strangly enough, african-americangang members do not wear them during times of street fights. Having your pants at your knees limits mobility.
Strangly enough, african-americangang members do not wear them during times of street fights. Having your pants at your knees limits mobility.
by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005
Get the baggy pants mug.The largest source for web site based computer viruses. Flash is also one of the most hated things by surfers. Surfers always want HTML first and formost without all the intro show of flash. Most computer security minded people uninstall Macromedia and/or Flash plugins to keep their browser running better and virus free.
Don't belive it?? Create two versions of your website. On your Flash into, but a skip button that takes them to the HTML version. After a couple of months, check which page counter is higher.
Don't belive it?? Create two versions of your website. On your Flash into, but a skip button that takes them to the HTML version. After a couple of months, check which page counter is higher.
Macromedia's Shockwave & Flash is #3 of most hated things surfers hate to see.
#1. Pop-Ups / Pop Unders
#2. Music that plays over and over and etc.
#3 Shockwave or Flash graphics. Content is always beter.
#1. Pop-Ups / Pop Unders
#2. Music that plays over and over and etc.
#3 Shockwave or Flash graphics. Content is always beter.
by Doug Hightower September 24, 2005
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Get the Bend Over Lover mug.Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.
Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.
Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.
Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005
Get the Bloomer Crickets mug.Commonly African Americans who take advantage of a natural disasters. Looters are scum of the earth.
The Looter broke into the store in New Orleans and stole 50 pairs of Nike Shoes and a copy of Jet Magazine.
by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005
Get the looter mug.#1. To take a crap so big that your pants fit better.
#2. To crap a turd so big, one end is sticking out of the water.
#3. To crap so big around you have to break it up with the plunger and flush twice.
#4. When you take a crap that stinks so bad, you give a courtesy flush half way though. This act cuts down on the room aroma.
#2. To crap a turd so big, one end is sticking out of the water.
#3. To crap so big around you have to break it up with the plunger and flush twice.
#4. When you take a crap that stinks so bad, you give a courtesy flush half way though. This act cuts down on the room aroma.
Hey Dude, I shit a Double Flusher so big, I heard my butt cheeks slap together when the pointed end came out.
by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005
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