Doug Hightower's definitions

Shaved Pussy

Shaved Pussy is a term used for a pussy that has been shaved BALD. Not trimmed or little hitler. The end results leaves the area smooth and a whole lot cleaner. More and More men favor women with shaved pussy. The reason most men prefer shaved pussy is to avoid the "Popcorn Hull effect". (Hair stuck in the base of the throat or a base of tounge)

Shaved Pussy is better to eat!

by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005

friends with benefits

Friends with Benefits is a PC term for SLUT and/or Whore. This type of adultry falls into the same catagory. Call it what you want, but to have a friend with benefits just makes a whore out of you. Save yourself for marriage.

Friends with Benefits means slut or whore.

by Doug Hightower April 8, 2006

flash

The largest source for web site based computer viruses. Flash is also one of the most hated things by surfers. Surfers always want HTML first and formost without all the intro show of flash. Most computer security minded people uninstall Macromedia and/or Flash plugins to keep their browser running better and virus free.
Don't belive it?? Create two versions of your website. On your Flash into, but a skip button that takes them to the HTML version. After a couple of months, check which page counter is higher.

Macromedia's Shockwave & Flash is #3 of most hated things surfers hate to see.
#1. Pop-Ups / Pop Unders
#2. Music that plays over and over and etc.
#3 Shockwave or Flash graphics. Content is always beter.

by Doug Hightower September 24, 2005

ipod

The Most Expensive way to listen to music.

If have two options. Pay $10,000 to download 10,000 mp3's for Ipod, or pay $14.95 and download 10,000 mp3. hmmmm

by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005

looters

The lowest form of life.
Looters often take advantage of a bad situation only to steal.

Did you see all those nigger looters after hurricane Katrina hit?

by Doug Hightower September 28, 2005

Joke

This one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..

Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?

(If they answer no)

A: Wanna go camping?

It's a joke, smile a little. Yeah, it's sick, but funny in a crowd.

by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005

Navy

Branch of military that attracts gay men. Due to the long time at sea, even some straight men will have sex of other men, then turn straight when back on dry land.

A group of gay men formed the band Village People. Their song "In The Navy" shows how active gays are in the Navy.

by Doug Hightower October 1, 2005