Douchebag 's definitions

sperm

A sperm is what comes out of the penis during intercourse(or ejaculation for that matter).

"During intercourse, the male's penis begins to produce and output sperm."

by Douchebag February 7, 2003

donkey fucker

A donkey fucker is one who fucks donkeys.

Penis: Hey, Vagina, someone did it again. They posted another word without defining it.
Vagina: Yes, Penis, they sure did.

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

douche

An ignorant or pathetic or intolerant person

Dude, you are such a douche!!!

by Douchebag February 6, 2003

fo'drizzle

What Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella for.

Haha...that's the dumbest joke ever!!!

by Douchebag March 13, 2004

vibrator

A vibrator is a dildo that vibrates.

"Some vibrators actually have remote controls and multiple vibration settings."

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

urination porn

Urination porn is a type of pornography that usually features a woman standing up as the male fucks her and peeing on him or just plain peeing on him with no fucking or just plain peeing on noone.

"Hey, man, that's some nasty urination porn you've got there!!!

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

Yokozuna

To jump ass first onto someone's face. Usually most successful if the person is asleep, as to take them by surprise, and get their face all nasty and smelly.

Penis:"Dude!!! Watch me yokozuna Vagina!!!"
Vagina:"Qffdnmmmphhhkpdh!!!"

by Douchebag February 25, 2003