Definitions by Douchebag

queef-biscuit 

A biscuit that a woman queefs on.

"I just queefed on that biscuit, making it a queef biscuit!!!"

queef-biscuit by Douchebag March 11, 2003

pecker 

A pecker is the end or tip of a penis.

Vagina:"Dude, Penis, your pecker is turning red!!!"
Penis:"I know, I'm blushing!!!"

pecker by Douchebag March 2, 2003

Yokozuna

To jump ass first onto someone's face. Usually most successful if the person is asleep, as to take them by surprise, and get their face all nasty and smelly.

Penis:"Dude!!! Watch me yokozuna Vagina!!!"
Vagina:"Qffdnmmmphhhkpdh!!!"

Yokozuna by Douchebag February 25, 2003

eating out 

Eating out is when someone starts to lick or bite a pussy or vagina.

"Yes, dear, he's eating me out right now!!!"

eating out by Douchebag February 10, 2003

urination porn 

Urination porn is a type of pornography that usually features a woman standing up as the male fucks her and peeing on him or just plain peeing on him with no fucking or just plain peeing on noone.

"Hey, man, that's some nasty urination porn you've got there!!!

urination porn by Douchebag February 8, 2003

vibrator 

A vibrator is a dildo that vibrates.

"Some vibrators actually have remote controls and multiple vibration settings."

vibrator by Douchebag February 8, 2003

ball hair 

Ball hair is a mishap of scrotum hair, which is hair on the scrotum.

Penis: Hey, Vagina, did you know that stupid people call pubes ball hairs or scrotum hairs.
Vagina: No, Penis, I did not. Wow, they are dumb.

ball hair by Douchebag February 8, 2003