Definitions by Double Doubles

Horseman 

A bad gambler who always loses and is always down on his luck and appearance

Look at that horseman, he’s got the arse right out of his strides, the poor prick couldn’t pick his nose to save himself!!

Horseman by Double Doubles May 2, 2021

furry front bum 

Vagina with pubic hair

Look at that hotty! I bet she doesn’t have a furry front bum!!!

furry front bum by Double Doubles May 2, 2021

Double in 

2 x Intercourse within a short timeframe. I.e twice in one session or one at night and one first thing in the morning.

“How’d you go last night?” “A double in!! I'm red raw!!”

Double in by Double Doubles May 2, 2021

Front Eye 

The hole at the tip of the Penis (aka the meatus aka the Pee hole)

That poor prick has gone 13 months without blowing one out of the front eye!

Front Eye by Double Doubles April 1, 2021

In It 

A quick way to say to your mate that you would love to shag that hot chick.

Hey Bandit, see that chick over there?? I would love to be “In It”.

In It by Double Doubles May 6, 2020

Horseman Dash 

When you have a few seconds to get a bet on before the race starts.

Look at the Sweater doing the Horseman Dash to get his bet on. I hope he loses the lot the Dog Starver.

Horseman Dash by Double Doubles September 1, 2018

Gunket

Another word for Sperm, Semen.

Careful where you spray that Gunket or don't spray that gunket in my hair!!

Gunket by Double Doubles May 20, 2017