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by Dorkmuffin April 21, 2020
Get the Grossipe mug.Noun: A blockage created by a “careful driver” attempting to pass a tractor-trailer; upon reaching the back of the trailer, the car slows to 1 mph faster than the truck and takes 3 or 4 miles to pass before resuming normal speed.
Shep really had to use the bathroom and almost didn’t make it to the rest stop in time because some grandpa created a 22-wheeler right in front of him.
by Dorkmuffin May 4, 2019
Get the 22-wheeler mug.Verb. When financial circumstances prevent one from throwing around dollars but still allow reckless spending of coins.
Shep blew his entire allowance on video games, but he raided his piggy bank so he could make it sleet at the ice cream store.
by Dorkmuffin May 3, 2019
Get the Make it sleet mug.After providing three hours of exceptional service, Shep was horrified to learn that Jack the Tipper was the host of that night’s party of twelve.
by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019
Get the Jack the Tipper mug.A sports dad who is never happy with the performance of the officials, the other team, his own coach, or his own kid, and makes sure everyone around him knows it.
by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019
Get the Old Yeller mug.Noun: When someone parks their shopping cart on one side of a grocery store lane and stands on the opposite side to look for an item, completely blocking traffic in both directions.
by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019
Get the Lane violation mug.Noun: A person who orders takeout for the whole office and pays for each order separately rather than pooling the money beforehand and figuring out the change later.
Shep missed his train because some pickup artist at the front of the line in the restaurant freaked out when Bob’s envelope was a dollar short.
by Dorkmuffin May 1, 2019
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