Dordobolong's definitions

japanese macaques

Some of the nicest people you will ever meet. They may look chill, but when the party starts, they’ll be the ones of the dance floor first. Try not to let them see your phone, as they like to look through your photos.

Japanese Macaques are damn chill.

by Dordobolong March 27, 2022

My life is in the hands of an idiot

No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.

“My life is in the hands of an idiot.”
“No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.”

by Dordobolong March 30, 2021

SCP-494

If you're watching a video and the youtuber gets killed by SCP-494, you will forget that it happened.

"My mind feels very numb from SCP-494's effects."

by Dordobolong November 21, 2021

Probing

Discount anal.

Ayy, lmao. Probing?

by Dordobolong August 20, 2021

Crum

When you cry and cum.

"Dave was high af last night, so when he was fucking Synthia he thought that here face had turned into a demon."
"Bet he crummed really hard."

by Dordobolong May 23, 2022

Autism

One of those things that can be made fun of, but should still be treated with respect. Unlike 911.

Man1: Haha, autism go durrrr!
Man2: lil’ too far my dude. Let’s talk about 911.

by Dordobolong August 28, 2021

weeping cock

The important things.

"We spend a lot of time talking about the important things."
"Weeping cock?"
"Weeping cock."

by Dordobolong April 14, 2022